Star Spotting: Katy Perry Lives Out Our ‘Memoirs Of A Geisha’ Fantasies While We’re Stuck Watching The Movie At Home (PHOTO)

Katy Perry dressed as a Geisha, and we liked it!

Katy legit KILLS IT as a Geisha.

Katy Perry‘s recent East Asian adventures are seriously making us question the validity of our planned sightseeing tour of Niagara Falls. In addition to chilling with some IRL Geishas/ living out all of our wildest “Memoirs Of A Geisha”-filled fantasies above, she’s also been seen snuggling up to One Direction backstage at one of their performances in Japan and experimenting with robot sexuality. WE JUST CANNOT.

Naturally, because who WOULDN’T wanna share this picture with literally every person that he or she is digitally connected to, the “Unconditionally” singer took to Twitter to share her epic dress-up moment with KatyCats worldwide, captioning: “One of these things is not like the others..”

Are we sure? Because as far as we can tell, Katy is prized, gentle, and beautiful — all traits of a flawless Geisha — not to mention the fact that she’s seriously slaying the damn game DEAD in that traditional ensemble. Not convinced that Ms. Perry hasn’t found her second calling!

Photo credit: @KatyPerry