Bruno Mars’ Extremely Flexible Stripper And More EMA GIFs You Absolutely Need To See

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Note to self: Sign up for a pole-dancing class.

WHEW! WHAT. A. NIGHT! How’s everyone doing after the best Europe Music Awards this side of the galaxy? No, seriously, get ready for a serious onslaught of space-themed jokes, puns, and references — because the 2013 MTV EMA would WANT us to make them.

Decked out to the nines in all-space-alien-everything, this year Amsterdam’s Ziggo Dome played host to all the EMA nominees, winners, performers, and stans/fans in the audience. Miley Cyrus opened the show with a latex-clad little person (!?) and blew the audience away with a minimalist performance of “Wrecking Ball,” Bruno Mars turned the EMA stage into a friggin’ strip joint (with a special appearance from Nicole The Pole), MC Redfoo disturbed everyone at home with his trademark Speedo (#ThingsWeCanNeverUnsee), and Katy Perry stole the effing show with a Maypole-turned-human-prism “Unconditionally” performance.

Hmmm, what else? Well, Ariana Grande killed her backstage hosting gig, Iggy Azalea joined Robin Thicke onstage, Eminem performed a MMLP2 medley, and Miley may have *sparked* a brand-new award show controversy (y’all know what we’re talking about).

So, how do we even begin to wrap this night up?? Oh, I know. How about with some GIFs? Sound good? Great! Now, please enjoy this EMA GIF wall while we try to permanently burn the image of Redfoo’s Speedo out of our brain.

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Check out more EMA GIFs after the jump!

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AUUUGHHH THERE IT IS AGAIN!! Medic…

GIFs: Jimmy McCain