There’s a “Wrecking Ball” joke in here somewhere…
Although the 2013 MTV EMA settled so many questions last night — such as “How would Miley Cyrus top her twerk-nasty VMA performance?” or “Will Austin Mahone or Ariana Grande win Artist On The Rise?” — it just raised so many others! Did Katy Perry prove she can fly during her “Unconditionally” performance? What are the benefits of playing the guitar into a pole-dancer’s va-jay-jay à la Bruno Mars in “Gorilla“? And, most importantly, just how high-cut was Miley’s white EMA leotard?
Clearly, it must’ve featured a scandalous lack of booty coverage. The cameras tried their hardest never to reveal the “Real And True” singer’s behind. And really, these are European cameras. EUROPEAN! The streets are, like, PAVED with nudity over there… or something. (Maybe it’s cobblestones…)
In any case, the above photo that Miley’s personal assistant/ BFF, Cheyne Thomas, posted from inside Ms. Cyrus’ EMA dressing room settles the dispute. Miley’ leotard is obviously way more X-rated than that canine-terrorized Coppertone girl, and we’re just relieved to see that it rests comfortably right around Pamela Anderson on “Baywatch” territory — and not the Terry Richardson photo shoot zone.
Watch Miley’s leotard in action as she accepts the EMA for Best Video after the jump.
Photo credit: Cheyne Thomas’ Instagram