Listen To Justin Bieber And R. Kelly’s PDA-Friendly ‘PYD’ Collaboration, And Then Disinfect Your Countertops

Justin Bieber and R. Kelly's 'PYD' most definitely encourages PDA!

“PYD”? More like “PDA”! 

For the most part, Justin Bieber‘s #MusicMonday tracks have been all SADZ, ALL THE TIME. After listening to new songs such as “Heartbreaker,” “All That Matters,” “Recovery,” “Bad Day,” and “All Bad,” we were truly starting to worry that Justin was thiiiis close to pulling an “Eternal Sunshine” on those Selena Gomez memories.

But, after listening to his latest #MusicMondays track, “PYD,” a slinky, sex-fueled collaboration featuring professional panty dropper R. Kelly, it seems obvious that Justin’s making a real effort to move on. No lacunar amnesia required!

Listen to Justin Bieber’s “PYD” featuring R. Kelly after the jump.

Set to a sparse, undulating track, “PYD” features Justin’s manly man falsetto as he coos his PDA-centric lyrics: “From the stove to the countertop, dining room table/ Are you ready/ Imma put you down/ Up the stairs/ To my bedroom/ Light a few candles.” Umm, sure, babe! MEET YOU THERE.

As Justin goes on to sing about all the other places he wants to get busy (a plane and a train are the obvious winners), it’s R. Kelly’s turn to list all public places he wants to throw it down: “On the roof, balcony, we don’t care who sees/ Girl, Imma put you down/ All the way down, down down…/ In the parking lot/ I don’t care anywhere/ You can pick the spot.” So amenable!

Yeahhhhh, sorry, Selena, but it sounds like Justin’s intensive “music therapy” has officially paid off! Dude is ready to move on and GET IT ON! Preferably on a boat. Or a canoe. Or a yacht. Or a box. With some lox. (Whoops, wrong story.)

+ Listen to Justin Bieber’s “PYD” featuring R. Kelly.

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