Print Out This Helpful Checklist Of All Of The Places Justin Bieber Will Have Sex With You In ‘PYD’

Can’t remember the exhaustive list of all of the household surfaces and means of transportation upon which Justin Bieber‘s willing to have sex with you? Here’s a handy visual reminder that you can print out and refer to any time you forget the lyrics to Justin’s new song, “PYD,” featuring R. Kelly.

Enjoy, and don’t forget the hospital-strength disinfectant — it’s just bad manners not to wipe down the kitchen when you’re done using it.

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 + Listen to Justin Bieber’s “PYD” featuring R. Kelly.