But where are your brows, Miley?!
Did you know that “invisible blonde” is, like, the hottest new hair dye shade? Oh, you have no idea what “invisible blonde” is? No worries! Simply direct your gaze to the above photo of Miley Cyrus rocking what can only be described as “clear” eyebrows.
Honestly, we’re not throwing even an ounce of shade at Miley’s new lewk. In fact, we think it takes the BEST kind of chutzpah to bleach your eyebrows! Buuuuuut since Thanksgivukkah is just around the corner, we thought now seemed like the perfect time to gift Miley some brand-new brows! Just in case her forehead gets cold, y’know?
Check out the new eyebrows we got for Miley Cyrus after the jump!
Anyway, we’re not about to give the Bangerz queen just any flimsy old brow. We have standards! Girl deserves a STRONG brow.
After extensively polling eyebrow experts around the world, taking into account overall thickness, hair texture, and brow-to-arch ratio, we have located the BEST brows in the biz: actors Zachary Quinto and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya in “The Princess Bride”!!!). OBV.I.OUS.LY.
So, without further adieu, please meet Miley “Patinkin Brows” Cyrus and Miley “Quinto Brows” Cyrus. (We’re kinda partial to Miley’s Mandy brows, but that’s only because we have a weird father crush on Saul from “Homeland.”)
Miley looks killer with Zach’s strong brow!
You just don’t f*** with the Patinkin brow. YOU JUST DON’T.
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus/Getty Images