Star Spotting: Taylor Swift Showed Up To A Holiday Party Looking Smoking Hot, Possibly As An Early Holiday Gift To The World (PHOTO)

Taylor Swift showed up to a holiday party looking smoking hot in a red dress!

Happy Holidays, from the beyond gorgeous Taylor Swift.

While I tend to pick out holiday party ensembles that will mask the inevitable dribbling eggnog stains (s’what happens when you chug ‘nog), Taylor Swift apparently opts for something a little sexier such as this SMOKING HOT red dress. Now, please, take all the time you need to properly appreciate “Red” singer’s flawlessness in the above photo/ tuck your eyes and tongue back into your face.

Taylor Swift showed up to a holiday party looking smoking hot in a red dress!

The New York magazine covergirl attended the Weinstein Company’s holiday party in West Hollywood beaming with an air of beauty more brilliant than a Christmas tree lit up with a gazillion LED lights that each twinkle brighter than the North Star. (If you like this festive holiday free verse, check out my yearly Christmas newsletter. #EPIC)

Basically, what we’re saying is that this year’s impending holidays are pretty much canceled because not only does Taylor win at being the most smartly dressed holiday party attendee, she’s also raised the bar of holiday gift-giving so high that we might as well just skip ahead to 2014 and start with a clean slate. (JK!!!! We’d NEVER pass up a chance for more presents.)

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