Lady Gaga And R. Kelly Look Like The Sexiest Romance Novel Cover EVER At The 2013 AMAs

Lady Gaga and R. Kelly looks SO sensual in the 2013 AMA audience.

Do whatcha want. Just… do whatcha want.

From Ke$ha and Pitbull’s on-fiyahhhh “Timber” performance to Ariana Grande‘s show-stopping vocals, the 2013 American Music Awards stage has been a nonstop roller-coaster of pop insanity! Good thing we took a sec to pan over to the audience, though, ’cause otherwise we would’ve missed this absolutely ARRESTING photo of Lady Gaga and R. Kelly casually sharing a tender embrace.

We don’t think there’s anything we don’t like about this picture. Like, we’ve got Lady Gaga pairing a shimmering, #AllSilverEverything ensemble with a platinum blonde wig gently resting her body on her “Do What U Want” collaborator, who BTW is holding a cigar and smiling as giddily as if he’s a proud papa in the delivery room! Are we seeing a visual preview of their performance tonight? Is this the hood ornament of our dreams? Our future wedding cake topper??

NO, WAIT! This is, like, the most mind-blowingly sensual supermarket romance novel cover we’ve ever SEEN. Can’t you just imagine the title spread over their heads in a romantic, serif-filled font? “Do What U Want With My Milkmaid Body”? “Love In The Time Of ARTPOP”? “The Bridges Of Madison LET’S HAVE SEX”? (And, Gaga is obviously Fabio in this scenario. I mean, look at that long-as-eff Donatella Versace wig. C’mon.) UGH, do whatcha want with my bo-dayyy in-DEED.

Watch Lady Gaga and R. Kelly perform “Do What U Want” at the 2013 American Music Awards after the jump.

+ Watch Lady Gaga and R. Kelly perform “Do What U Want” at the 2013 American Music Awards.

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