You’ll Never Guess Which Boy-Bander Is Bringing His All-Male Strip Show To TV

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is gearing up for a male strip show-meets-reality show. PRAISE.

Please, Jeff Timmons, don’t stop strip-singing because o’ little old us!

In news that will surely send a shiver of pure ecstasy down your 14-year-old self’s spine, Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees has been on the road for the past couple months emceeing a traveling all-male, all-singing, ALL-SEXY-LOOKING strip show revue! Better yet, he has plans to take it all to TV this spring! PUH-RAAAAAAAAAAISE!!!!

Speaking to Billboard, the “Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)” singer dropped some deets on what we can expect when his touring “Men Of The Strip” hits the small screen: “In 98 Degrees, we’re in shape, but these guys are all like 6 foot ”2 and ripped to the kills. I try to avoid taking my shirt off when I can get away with it, just to avoid the comparison.” Um, OK, Mr. “I don’t have guns the size of four Ariana Grandes”! Whatever you say!

Now, because we have a very active imagination — one that would have served us well on pretend adventures with our *NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, and 98 Degrees dolls when we were younger IF ONLY WE WEREN’T SO POPULAR WITH ALL THOSE IRL FRIENDS WE’RE NOT MAKING UP — here’s what we picture will go down on this sensual stage.

A little bit of this…

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

A pinch o’ this…

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

AND, OH YEAH, TONS OF THIS.

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

Check out more #PRAISE GIFs, and watch a preview of Jeff Timmons all-male musical revue after the jump.

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees is launching an all-male reality show about singing strippers!

+ Watch a teaser video of what you might be able to expect from Jeff Timmons’ upcoming reality TV strip-stravaganza.

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