You got some ‘splaining to do, missy!
Ahhhh, Miley Cyrus! Miss Destiny Hope Wilhelmina Ray Cyrus, you march yourself over here right NOW. What did we talk about on the way to the Sears holiday portrait studio? That’s right: You do NOT flash your cooch on the day of the birth of our lord and savior — Britney Spears. You save that for Arbor Day (aka “The Devil’s Feast”) like any good, upstanding American.
Watch Miley Cyrus and her vajayjay wish LOVE magazine a very merry Christmas after the jump.
Well, it looks like the “Wrecking Ball” singer has deliberately disobeyed our strict orders, lifting up her skirt multiple times in this new promo video for LOVE magazine’s online advent calendar. You see, every day this month, a new celeb records a mini Christmas-themed video.
The only difference between Miley’s clip and Georgia May Jagger’s on Dec. 1 or Kelly Brook’s today is that the British supermodels managed to keep their holiday vids grandma-friendly — as long as the grandma in question is super friendly to nearly naked supermodels gettin’ sexy with snowmen. Hey, no judgments, g-ma!
In fact, no judgments to Miley either. Sure, we might’ve opted for a #festive senior portrait-style fist-to-the-chin pose instead. But it’s her junk, and she can do what she wants to. So, go ahead and flash away, Miley. Better yet, don a nude leotard with a squiggly penis drawn on in black Sharpie, for you have taught us the most important Christmas lesson of all: Always recycle. Wait.
Photo credit: LOVE