Star Spotting: Miley Cyrus And Her Vacuum-Sealed PVC Pants Sit Down To Play Piano (PHOTO)

Miley Cyrus vacuum-seals herself into some crazy black leather pants to play the piano.

Miley plays piano in super tight pants because that’s how everyone should play pianos. #FACT

You may think that Miley Cyrus spends all her free time perfecting her wrecking ball balancing act and twerking with life-size teddies. Well, apparently, according to this photo, she likes to spend what little downtime she has playing the piano, documenting the act on Instagram, and reminding haterz everywhere that her musical talents go well beyond hologram cat stunts.

The “Real And True” singer looks totally lost in a glorious ivory-tickling trance, and her heartfelt caption certainly seems to support that: “I think we would all die without music. Like when someone passes away & their lover goes soon after…” So, is this an excerpt from a forthcoming¬†Deep Thoughts With Miley book? (JK! But seriously, we’d obviously read that.)

The almost-winner of Time’s “Person Of The Year” poll is probably also all smiles because, well, who else can WERQUE what look to be supertight, basically vacuum-sealed PVC pants like it’s NBD? How does anyone fit into those things less than a week after Thanksgiving?! HOWWWWW??????

Photo credit: Miley Cyrus’ Instagram