Blue Ivy’s 2nd Birthday: Beyonce, Jay Z, A Tricked-Out Private Zoo Party, And Your Escalating Jealousy!

Beyonce and Jay Z celebrated Blue Ivy's 2nd, birthday, and you should definitely be jealous of her baller toddler party at the Miami Zoo!
Happy 2nd birthday, Blue Ivy! 

It’s official y’all! Beyoncé and Jay Z‘s blessed child Blue Ivy‘s 2nd birthday on Jan. 7 was the toddler baller party of your dreams! Except you weren’t invited. Because you’re not 2! Or 5! Or even 6. You’re old, and jealous of a toddler! So definitely take that to your therapist and chew on it.

Beyonce and Jay Z celebrated Blue Ivy's 2nd, birthday, and you should definitely be jealous of her baller toddler party at the Miami Zoo!

Who run the world? Girls in face paint!

The golden Carters celebrated their daughter’s 2nd birthday by renting out a private party room at Miami’s Jungle Island! BUT THERE’S MORE. There was apparently someone on hand to paint stunning, butterfly-esque designs on Blue and mama Bey’s faces, and Blue’s most esteemed party guests!

Beyonce and Jay Z celebrated Blue Ivy's 2nd, birthday, and you should definitely be jealous of her baller toddler party at the Miami Zoo!

Do we spy MATCHING MOMMY & ME BIRTHDAY SPARKLE PRINCESS TIARAS?!

Let’s not forget papa Jay, who gave his precious baby Blue a helping hand when she wanted to cruise around the private party room on her tricked out pink toy car! Because what says “Mazels, you’re two!” like owning your own wheels?!

Beyonce and Jay Z celebrated Blue Ivy's 2nd, birthday, and you should definitely be jealous of her baller toddler party at the Miami Zoo!

Do we spy MATCHING DADDY & ME BIRTHDAY KICKS?!

Oh, and while your 2nd birthday party cake probably came from a supermarket covered with icing the same color as a “Hazardous Materials” sign, Blue Ivy’s was masterfully coated in fondant with A SPARKLE TIARA AS THE TOPPER. Oh, and just for fun it was placed on a mirrored table garnished with pink rhinestones. CANNOT HANDLE.

Beyonce and Jay Z celebrated Blue Ivy's 2nd, birthday, and you should definitely be jealous of her baller toddler party at the Miami Zoo!

 Wedding cake or Blue Ivy’s 2nd birthday cake? WE CANNOT TELL. 

Depending on how you look at it, now might be the best (or the worst) time to bring up the fact that we celebrated our b-days with Starburst candies as the cake table accoutrements. Oh, and our parents aren’t world-famous music icons. FML!

Photo credit: Beyonce’s Tumblr