The Single Most Important Tweet To Come Out Of Justin Bieber’s Egg-Toss Debacle

Stressed over this whole Justin Bieber/ Lil Za/ Egg Gate thing? US TOO.
A dramatic representation of the alleged egg-tossing incident. 

For generations to come, we will surely ask ourselves: Where were you when you heard that the police raided Justin Bieber’s home for allegedly tossing eggs at his neighbor’s property and arrested the Bieb’s pal, Lil Za, on charges of drug possession?

EggGate — will we ever know the truth?

Well, at least we can all rest assured about one thing: LIL ZA IS DOING OKAY.

Stressed over this whole Justin Bieber/ Lil Za/ Egg Gate thing? US TOO.

Glad Za is hanging in there, but it’s fair to say that his first meal out of jail probably won’t be an omelette, amirite?

Photo credit: @tmzparody