OK, Logo. Your Justin Bieber Drag Race mug shot is everything the house DOWN, henny. A sickening “RuPaul’s Drag Race” makeover is exactly what Justin Bieber’s heretofore boring mug shot needed. Bieber is serving SO much ’80s contouring realness, here! Tammy Faye Bakker! Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! You. Betta. Work.
Oh, but look at us, chirpin’ like a squirpin’ like a bird over here. Let’s not ruin this with words. Let’s just stay here and live in this moment. #Gagging #Glamazon #AvailableOniTunes
Justin Bieber was arrested for Drag Racing. His official mugshot has been released: pic.twitter.com/DyUZCuPbGm
— T. Kyle (@tkylemac) January 23, 2014
Though, Justin? Can you give you one quick makeup tip? When beating your face, you must remember not to overdo it in certain areas. I mean, to paraphrase our Season 5 fave Alyssa Edwards: Girl, look how pink you f***ing look, girl!
Photo credit: Miami Police, T. Kyle MacMahon of Reality TV GIFs