Justin Bieber’s Mug Shot Gets A SICKENING ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Makeover

OK, Logo. Your Justin Bieber Drag Race mug shot is everything the house DOWN, henny. A sickening “RuPaul’s Drag Race” makeover is exactly what Justin Bieber’s heretofore boring mug shot needed. Bieber is serving SO much ’80s contouring realness, here! Tammy Faye Bakker! Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! You. Betta. Work.

Oh, but look at us, chirpin’ like a squirpin’ like a bird over here. Let’s not ruin this with words. Let’s just stay here and live in this moment. #Gagging #Glamazon #AvailableOniTunes

Though, Justin? Can you give you one quick makeup tip? When beating your face, you must remember not to overdo it in certain areas. I mean, to paraphrase our Season 5 fave Alyssa Edwards: Girl, look how pink you f***ing look, girl!

+ Watch Alyssa Edwards address Coco Montrese’s orange makeup situation on “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

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