Joe Jonas Cradles His Niece, Confirms U.I.L.F. Status

Joe Jonas cradles his niece, Alena Rose Jonas. Ah!

All the “SQUEE!” noises.

Umm, so, we make no attempt to suppress our uncontrollable displays of cuteness-induced emotion around here. When Danielle and Kevin Jonas showed off that perfect first photo of their newborn, Alena Rose, we damn near broke some windows with our high-pitched SQUEE-ing. (Sorry, neighbors!)

Now, upon seeing this Instagram photo of Joe Jonas holding his niece, we’re emitting some Mariah Carey-level operatics because OMFG LOOK AT HIS ROYAL BUFFNESS CRADLING A TINY BURRITO OF PRECIOUSNESS. “Welcome to this world Alena Jonas. #littlebaby#shessosmall #woah” the former Jonas Brothers bandmember captioned.

Uncle Joe looks a weensy bit overwhelmed by the tiny nugget in his arms, but don’t worry, BB. If you need any babysitting tips, we’re here to help. Like, if you ever need to practice cradling someone in your muscle-y arms, we’ll clear our schedule. Just holler, OK? (But in a low voice. We don’t want to wake li’l Alena…)

Photo credit: Joe Jonas’ Instagram