Katy Perry Survives Shark Attack, Remains Adorable

Katy Perry suffered a shark attack over the weekend!Katy Perry is the cutest fish bait ever!

Guys, can you believe that Katy Perry bravely survived a shark attack this weekend? THANK YOU, MOTHER NATURE, FOR SPARING OUR POP QUEEN!

What’s that? You’re saying the shark in the “Dark Horse” songstress’ Twitter photo is obviously fake because real sharks don’t have glowing eyes or hang out on above-water sound stages? Huh…

Katy Perry got attacked by a shark this weekend? Wait...

We should, um, take better notes during “Shark Week.” Well, you can’t blame us for thinking it! From delivering babies to surprise-kissing Miley Cyrus, Katy’s life is pretty adventurous.

In any case, we’re relieved to know that if the recently single singer were besieged by a finned killer from the deep (#CrossYoSelf), she wouldn’t waste her energy on panicking. Nah, she’d stay focused and ferosh in the jaws of a great white.

Oh, and speaking of “Jaws,” does anyone want to join us in humming a mashup of that movie’s iconic violin score and “Roar“? Duuun dun, duuun dun, duuun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA-DUN. Try it! It’s fun.

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