Oh my god, you can almost SMELL the “You can’t sit with us” emanating from this photo of Lady Gaga, Stevie Nicks, and Steven Tyler looking good and feeling fine at Vanity Fair’s West Hollywood Oscar party last night. It’s even, wouldn’t you say, fetch? NO, YOU WOULD NOT. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.
Despite the fact that the “Do What U Want” singer was, like, the queen bee of the 2014 Oscars social scene (she hit up both the Academy Awards’ red carpet and Elton John’s Oscars party, where she was literally choked by Kelly Osbourne), we’re gonna have to give the Regina George designation to Stevie Nicks. You wanna tell an all-but-confirmed witch she’s not on top? Be our guest.
So, that leaves Gretchen Wieners for Gaga. Don’t worry, though, she still totally gets a candy cane from us — two, even! Just not as many as Glen Coco. (You go, Glen Coco.) Meanwhile, the Aerosmith frontman is obviously Karen, as he looks lost in a “feelin’ myself,” ESPN trance.
Obviously, that means that we are none other than
Cady Heron that girl who made out with a hot dog. We know our role in this.
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