Let’s just say Mindy Kaling’s memoir, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, spoke to us on a deep level. That’s why we can’t help but get nervous seeing Ed Sheeran, 2014 MTV Artist To Watch Tori Kelly, and Dan + Shay all hanging out without us. LET US IN!!!!
Scooter Braun, aka Justin Bieber’s manager, shared this photo of the gang on Instagram, captioning: “And this is the kind of stuff I come home to. @danandshay @teddysphotos @torikelly that’s my piano!! Lol. #greatpeople #amazingtalent #jamsession”
It could be the “Paper Hearts” singer’s “You don’t even go here” face, or maybe it’s the fact that the “All Too Well” crooner is literally pointing at us to back up off their jam sesh. Whatever it is, we feel like we just walked into the cafeteria, and the only seat is at the popular clique’s table. #GotTherapy
If you need us, we’ll be eating our lunch in a bathroom stall, à la D.J. Tanner in that one episode of “Full House.” Oh wait, you got something to say, Ed?
Oh, that’s real sweet. Thanks a lot. ED, WHAT DID WE DO?! Are you mad because we won’t stop pressuring you to fall in love with Taylor Swift? We’ll stop! Just don’t flip us off any more. We just wanna listen to you guys sing and spend every waking moment together… Cool?