Well, someone’s just bein’ demure-ley! In a recently tweeted photo, Miley Cyrus looks fit for any parochial school yearbook’s senior-portrait pages while lounging in her private jet. That hand placement! So prim. So proper. So… OH MY GOD, STOP. WAIT. That’s not her real hand.
It’s, uh… It’s a toy of some kind, one that a VERY WORLDLY adult might play with while listening to the “Adore You” singer’s will.i.am jam, “Feelin’ Myself.” Hey, Miley, you wanna clarify using Emoji?
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 4, 2014
Emphasis on the first Emoji. (Really brings new meaning to Miley’s “Bangerz Tour,” amirite?)
Well, judging by how Madame Tussauds-ready that thing looks, it must be in pretty much mint condition. Just be careful playing with that thing! It’s all fun and games until
your best friend Lesley says: “Oh, THAT’S where I left that!” someone loses an eye.
+ Speaking of uncensored, watch Miley Cyrus’ “Live & Uncensored MTV Unplugged” performance!
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus