Anyone Notice Anything Weird About Miley Cyrus’ Hand?

Is Miley Cyrus playing with a fisting sex toy in this Twitter photo?Think that’s Miley’s hand? Not so fist — er, fast!

Well, someone’s just bein’ demure-ley! In a recently tweeted photo, Miley Cyrus looks fit for any parochial school yearbook’s senior-portrait pages while lounging in her private jet. That hand placement! So prim. So proper. So… OH MY GOD, STOP. WAIT. That’s not her real hand.

It’s, uh… It’s a toy of some kind, one that a VERY WORLDLY adult might play with while listening to the “Adore You” singer’s will.i.am jam, “Feelin’ Myself.” Hey, Miley, you wanna clarify using Emoji?

 

Emphasis on the first Emoji. (Really brings new meaning to Miley’s “Bangerz Tour,” amirite?)

Well, judging by how Madame Tussauds-ready that thing looks, it must be in pretty much mint condition. Just be careful playing with that thing! It’s all fun and games until your best friend Lesley says: “Oh, THAT’S where I left that!” someone loses an eye.

+ Speaking of uncensored, watch Miley Cyrus’ “Live & Uncensored MTV Unplugged” performance!

Photo credit: @MileyCyrus