Kylie Minogue’s ‘Sexercize’ Video Has As Much Grinding & Booty Shots As Beyonce’s ‘Partition’

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Have you ever watched Olivia Newton-John’sPhysical,” only to wish it had done away with all them super-veiled, impossible-to-penetrate double entendres? Well, WE HAVE. That’s why we’re ob-SESSED with Kylie Minogue’s new video for “Sexercize,” which is literally exactly what it sounds like. #ByeFelicia #IMeanMetaphor

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

In the Kiss Me Once track’s clip, we see the “Fine” singer clad in a very Fever-era leotard, twerking against crunch balls and grinding on pommel horses, all the while showing about as much ass and body-ody-ody as Beyoncé did in “Partition.”

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

What? Oh, sorry. We kinda had a “Partition” blackout there for a sec. Where were we? Right, well, we’re kinda inspired by how direct Kylie is in her new clip. I mean, she’s just like: “Yeah, so I’m singing a song called ‘Sexercize,’ and the video’s a bunch of sex and exercise-related visuals. WHAT.”

In that vein of upfront badassery, we’re just gonna, like, drop all pretenses and give you what we know you really want: a bunch of ass-centric GIFs from Kylie’s new video. Enjoy.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

Watch Kylie Minogue's new "Sexercize" video, and check out these GIFs.

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Photo credit: Warner Music Group; GIFs: MTV; Memecrunch