The key to Rihanna’s success?
Being flawless and awesome Brushing her teeth.
You’re probably guessing that this is a photo of Rihanna looking absolutely FEROSH on her way out from some Fashion Week party hosted by her Oscar-winning BFF, Lupita Nyong’o, or some other event that we’d never be invited to, right?
WRONG. The “Can’t Remember To Forget You” singer is actually just leaving her dentist’s office in New York City.
Or, perhaps Rihanna wanted to look super-profesh to score some points with the American Dental Association, who might be considering her for a spokesperson gig promoting dental hygiene? You do know that 9 out of 10 dentists agree that brushing while listening to Rih makes you cavity-free, right? #TrueFactz
How about we just admire Rihanna’s calm, cool, and collected exit because we never look this good when leaving the dentist. Like, we need the gas just so they can floss us, so every trip basically ends up like “David After Dentist.” (Not as cute, TBH.)
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