Miley Cyrus Soothes Her Sunburn With An Expensive, Green Remedy…

Miley Cyrus is sunburned.

Miley doesn’t need aloe vera — she’s got ANOTHER kind of green to soothe the burn.

Look, we really hate to be all #TOLDYOUSO on Miley Cyrus, who tweeted a photo of her sunburned body after we told her to wear sunscreen, like, not just once, but TWICE this week. But who are we kidding — self-righteousness is kind of our thing, so let’s all say it together now: WEAR. SUNSCREEN. #MomGlare

The “Adore You” singer showed off her burn during the Tampa leg of her “Bangerz Tour,” adding: “Quick change today is gonna be a realllllllllll b**ch #f***yeahtampa.” Leather chaps on scorched skin? Eep.

Miley Cyrus tries on a Wayne COyne/Flaming Lips style look.

That’s one way to cover up the burn!

Thankfully, the sunburn couldn’t stop/wouldn’t stop Miley, who then shared a post-burn fashion moment on Twitter. “Bitch stole your look @waynecoyne #LoveMoneyParty,” she tweeted.

IDK about you, but we’d pay good money to see her musical/Emoji lip tattoo collaborator, The Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne, rock Daisy Dukes.

Miley Cyrus stuffs dollar bills in her Daisy Dukes.

Collect that rain!

And speaking of #DollaDollaBillzYall, Miley evidently twerked through the pain, ’cause look at all those singles she snatched up during her show! Mmmm, next time we get a sunburn, we’ll have to try slathering this non-aloe vera kind of green all over our bodies.

Photo credit: @MileyCyrus, Miley Cyrus’ Instagram