Here’s How To Party Like Miley Cyrus: Miami Edition

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Anyone else’s weekend look like Miley Cyrus’? Anyone? Bueller?

On Friday, Miley Cyrus swung her “Bangerz Tour” down to Miami, and, true to form, she — dramatic pause — came in like a wreeeeeecking baaaaaaall. Tapping into our God-given ESPN, we’re just gonna go ahead and assume that your weekend was a total snooze-fest compared to the “Adore You” singer’s. (OK, except for watching Lady Gaga’s new “G.U.Y.” video, because YAAAS.)

Don’t feel bad, though! Not everyone comes into this world with the instinctual ability to #turnup with Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, an Emoji/hot dog/teddy bear-themed cake, and approximately 347 tongues in a 72-hour period, and that’s OK. It takes all kinds. Free to be you and me, amirite?

But, don’t feel limited by that incontrovertible fact of nature. Just study up on Miley’s #BienvenidoAMiami moment, and you’ll be the “It” girl/boy at every party. Or, at least you’ll be at the party, instead of workin’ on your night cheese at home. Baby twerks — er, we mean steps.

First, get dolled up so fresh and so clean (clean) on Friday night.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Gotta look your cutest for the lounge’s throwback photo booth!

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Even if you discover said photos crumpled and torn up in your pocket on Saturday morning.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Round two! Hit the club with Amazon Ashley to celebrate your kickass tour on Saturday night.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Dance on top of the bar because you #CantBeTamed.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Remember to bring a snack: dried mango slices, granola, a $5,000 “Bangerz Tour” cake with sad-cat Emoji, tongues, foam fingers, and hot dogs on it, etc.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

Sunday morning! Time to Netflix/Seamless that “fatigue” away…

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

…Because you’ve got “We Can’t Stop” producer Mike WiLL’s birthday to go to.

Check out photos from Miley Cyrus' Miami weekend, featuring Amazon Ashley, Mike WiLL Made It, a "Bangerz Tour" cake, and more.

RINSE, AND REPEAT.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News, @MileyCyrus, Miley Cyrus’ Instagram