Rest up, bb! You’ve got some shows to do.
As stated in ARTPOP’s lead single, Lady Gaga lives for the A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E. But according to a photo the “G.U.Y.” singer tweeted last night, sometimes she needs a little Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z, too. (Assuming air and water work their way into that biological equation at some point, but IDK.)
We’re not sure what we’re more surprised about: that Gaga sleeps in a bed and not some super-futuristic hyperbaric chamber modeled after Snow White’s glass casket, or, um, the fact that she sleeps at all. Then again, you can’t really have “Sexxx Dreams” without getting a little shut-eye, unless the Goddess of Love/Impractical Yoga Attire knows something we don’t…
Guess all that work put into prepping her seven Roseland Ballroom shows (starting this Friday) have finally caught up with her, as she tweeted: “Just finished a long day of rehearsals. Feels so good to sweat!! Off to bed, like a G.U.Y.”
I mean, if we did even three-eighths of the fashion math Gaga performs multiple times a day, we’d be… We’d… Carry the two… Guh, BRB. Need to take a nap after all that math.
Photo credit: @LadyGaga