Beyonce & Jay Z Pop Champagne, Toast ‘The Mrs. Carter Show’ Ending

Beyonce and husband Jay Z celebrated the end of "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour" by popping champagne bottles.

Bey’s been drinking, Bey’s been drinking — to celebrate!

Why is today not a federal holiday so that we can mourn the end of Beyoncé’sMrs. Carter Show World Tour“? Close everything, shut down the world, everyone go home, and sit in silence — except to call up your local pizza-delivery joint because we need pizza now more than ever.

Not even gonna pretend that we’re not crying right now, because this is actually us at the moment:

Beyonce and husband Jay Z celebrated the end of "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour" by popping champagne bottles.

Literally choking out “SURFBOARDT” in between sobs. Anyway, by the looks of these champagne-popping photos Bey posted on Tumblr, the “Partition” singer isn’t nearly quite as distraught.

And because Beyoncé and Jay Z are the most in love couple ever, the “Holy Grail” rapper was also on hand to honor his wife’s mega-accomplishment. (Not pictured: Blue Ivy, who must’ve been sipping some sparkling cider from dad’s Grammy Award while snuggling with her pet giraffe just out of frame.)

Beyonce and husband Jay Z celebrated the end of "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour" by popping champagne bottles.

Cheers to the most perfect couple ever!

We’re assuming Jay’s toast went something like: “To your unlimited talents, your perfect family, and all those high-speed fans for blowing your hair into a  hypnotically ***flawless frenzy onstage. YAAAAS!” Wait, did we say Jay’s toast? We meant our toast. To Beyoncé!

Photo credit: Beyonce’s Tumblr / GIF: NoCookie.net