We’d Never Say Never To Justin Bieber’s Shirtless Pleasure Cruise

Justin Bieber's shirtless on a boat in these new Instagram photos, and we CAN'T.

AHOY, Justin Bieber’s shirtless photo! How you doin’?

OMFG, have you seen that new photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram where he’s casually lounging shirtless on a boat? Because JUSTIN BIEBER. SHIRTLESS. ON A BOAT. Sorry, it’s really hard to type full sentences when your arms are flailing like a Muppet out of excitement.

Justin Bieber's shirtless on a boat in these new Instagram photos, and we CAN'T.

Seriously, we can’t even compute all of the “Confident” singer’s babeliness at once. Like, our eyes can’t decide what to focus on — Justin’s many tattoos, his rippling abs, his adorably concerned-looking eyebrows, the available lounge chair next to him that clearly has our name written all over it. This is basically what we look like right now:

Justin Bieber's shirtless on a boat in these new Instagram photos, and we CAN'T.

Anyway, it looks like Justin was taking a break from hitting the studio (possibly with Selena Gomez!) to soak up some Miami sun on a luxurious-looking boat aptly named the “Never Say Never.”

You’re probably wondering why the Biebs is staring at his cell phone instead of going full-on R&R with a nap. Well, that’s because he was texting us to fly down and climb aboard! BRB, sobbing over how not true that explanation is…

Justin Bieber's shirtless on a boat in these new Instagram photos, and we CAN'T.

Where’s the sign-up for Justin’s boat cruise?? 

Photo credit: @justinbieber / GIFs: McPhee.com, WiffleGif