Katy Perry’s ‘Birthday’ Lyric Video: 15 Pure Food Porn Moments, Including A Burger Cake

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

Is it possible to eat a computer screen? HALP.

Literally all of Pinterest’s most food-porniest nether regions can just GTFO right now, because Katy Perry’s new lyric video for “Birthday” has slayed the deliciousness game.

The Aya Tanimura-directed “Birthday” clip sees the Prism track’s lyrics elegantly laid out in icing, frosting, sprinkles, candles, and more over the most colorful cakes you’ve ever seen (sorry, vegans and those smart enough to cut out carbs, sugar, and/or the other things that get us out of bed in the morning.) There’s basically so much fondant per frame, that we feel like the working title for this concept was the “Cake Boss’ Wet Dream” special.

Because we love Katy Perry, Hello Kitty references, and MOTHAHF***ING CAKE, we felt morally obligated to compile the 15 most drool-worthy food porn moments from the “Birthday” lyric video. Enjoy! And please save a piece for us…

1.) “Unwrap” this gift, and get more cake. Best present ever!!!!

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

2.) Hello Kitty? Hello, mouth.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

3.) Macarons: For all you classy sugar addicts.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

4.) We were torn about wanting to eat Kitty Purry, but then we remembered CAKE.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

5.) Yes, a bowl of frosting, but thank you for assuming we had more discerning taste.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

6.) Please don’t tell the owner of Cake Wrecks that we’re down with these cupcakes.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

7.) Literally our dream club scenario.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

8.) We feel like this is what the Cake Boss sees when he meditates.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

9.) OK, break time! Here, cool off with this simple, pink cake.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

10.) And, we’re back! This one’s perfect for Gay Pride ALL THE DAYS EVER.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

11.) As someone who’s literally eaten a bowl of sprinkles at the age of 25… APPROVED.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

12.) But, like, what even is cake? This one really makes you think. Whatever. F*ck it. BURGER CAKES FOR ALL!

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

13.) Mmmmm, thinly veiled boob metaphors…

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

14.) Literally the only Rubik’s Cube we will ever solve.

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

15.) And, the clip’s most delicious moment of all, it’s Katy lighting the cake!

Watch Katy Perry's delicious, cake-filled "Birthday" lyric video.

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Photo credit: Capitol