Um, TBH, we can’t even tell Lady Gaga just had oral surgery.
NBD, but when we had our SIX compacted wisdom teeth removed, our face swelled up about nine times the size of Lady Gaga’s here. (FTR, most people have only FOUR. #TheStruggle)
We broke out a magnifying glass and scanned closely for puffiness, but we only see Mother Mother’s usual perfection. We’re sure the tiny amount of swelling will heal before her upcoming “artRAVE: The ARTPOP Ball” tour, and if it doesn’t, she’ll just werk that into a new look. Chipmunk cheeks could be the new welder’s mask!
However, what really impresses us — besides Gaga’s utter lack of drool — is this “meatball smoothie” idea. We’re totally defrosting a bag of frozen meatballs and trying out the recipe today. You know, only because
we’re Costco regulars we’re having sympathy pains and all…
Photo credit: @LadyGaga