We Challenge Austin Mahone’s Selfie To A Staring Contest

Check out this Instagram selfie of Austin Mahone.

Win? Lose? Who cares! You just got to stare at Austin Mahone.

Who wants to have a staring contest with Austin Mahone’s newest selfie? Everyone? Awesome. First, look long and hard into the “All I Ever Need” singer’s eyes. This step shouldn’t be that hard since you’ve presumably done this with every photo of him that you’ve ever seen.

Next, allow his shimmering, hazel irises to penetrate so deeply that it feels like he’s combing over every crevice, corner, and filing cabinet of your soul. Yes, souls have filing cabinets. Don’t you know anything about biology?

If jealousy stemming from that maybe-date he had with Camila Cabello of Fifth Harmony begins clouding your vision, do everything in your power to reject such bitter feels ASAP! Try listening to Enya — you’ll be back at your Mahomie zen place in no time.

Then… Well, that’s actually it. We don’t think there are any more rules to the game. The best part is that you always win! I mean, you did just spend the last WHO KNOWS HOW LONG staring at Austin’s beyond-flawless face.

Photo credit: Austin Mahone’s Instagram