+ Looks like Brandy is making her way back to sitcom land with a new show on ABC called This Little Piggy. We've been racking our brains trying to figure out how the title of the show relates to the storyline, but all we keep picturing in our head is Christina Ricci in Penelope. Is that bad? (SingersRoom)

+ Ok. This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but let's be honest. We can't pass up a brand-new, ree-DIC-ulously H-O-T picture of David Beckham. "I can't DO it Captain. I don't have the POWER!" (PopBytes)

+ Rihanna's May 28th concert in Dubai will be her first performance since she accidentally ran into Chris Brown's fist. Do you think she can headline her own concert for 25,000 people? (E! Online)

+ While Britney's out on tour desperately trying to make money so her cash-hogging daddy can spend it all keeping her locked down, strange women dressed in camo are sneaking around her property and getting arrested. Wait for the mugshot -- it's soooooooo worth it. (Pop On The Pop)

+ On a side note, maybe if Britney wasn't worried about crazy women sneaking around her property, she could have made a more focused effort to beat Ashton Kutcher and CNN to 1 million followers on Twitter. It's okay Brit -- you'll always have Sacramento -- we mean San Jose! (CNN)

+ And speaking of all this Twitter bizniss, FINALLY! The JoBros are FINALLY getting the hang of updating their Twitter account. (Buzzworthy -- that's us!)

+ Hmm... is this Beyonce's way to fill up an arena, or is she just a sellout? (NME)

+ Pete Wentz has much to say about hottie Brit "footballer" David Beckham! But here's our fave line: "Very few people can pull off wearing a suit and wear football shorts. He can do both. I’m pro David Beckham. He’s a good looking guy." (Showbiz Spy)

+ Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. Pete Wentz can't wait to give birth to their little bundle of joy. "[Ashlee] wants to have it because it's, like, a struggle to go up and down the stairs," remarked the doting daddy-to-be. (Usmagazine.com)

+ And speaking of the circle of life, Lil Wayne helped to deliver his baby son ("I held the left leg the whole time!") then shared a few words of thoughtful reflection. "It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful," said Weezy. "He’s the best thing to ever happen to me, next to my daughter." Phew, good save! (MTV News)

+ Say hello to Gwen Stefani's new offspring! He's gorgeous, obvs, just like his big bro, Kingston and, oh yeah, his parents. (PopSugar)

+ Why did the Beatles agree to sell their soul -- we mean their music -- to "Rock Band?" Allow us to explain! (Best Week Ever)

+ Lance Bass might be 100% gay, but that still doesn't change the fact that we're 100% head-over-heels in love with him. (E! Online)

+ The Grateful Dead prove they can keep right on truckin' into the next millennium. (Rolling Stone)

+ Former American Idol contestant Josiah Leming is learning that you can check into AI -- but you can never leave. (MTV News)

+ The Jonas Brothers' A Little Bit Longer debuted at #1 and sold twice as many copies as Miley Cy's album did opening week. Told you they were on Team Selena/Demi! (MTV)

+ Of course, that doesn't mean Shwayze and Cisco have to like 'em. (Spinner)

+ Dave Matthews Band saxophonist LeRoi Moore dies at age 46. (MTV)

+ Everybody's talking about Britney's bikini bod. What say you? (PopEater)

+ David Beckham is less musically inclined than his eponymous musical would suggest. (Hollyscoop)

+ Method Man and Redman make us nostalgic for the days when "Da Rockwilder" was new. (HypeTrak)

+ Ice Cube and Tyrese are reportedly up for the same role in John Singleton's A-Team remake. Guess which one?? (The Boombox)

+ Chromeo performs at Daryl Hall's house…wait, what?? (Live From Daryl's House)