+ If you were tethered to a railroad track somewhere and didn't watch the Making The Band 4 season finale, you missed Donnie Klang pulling his shirt up for no reason (we're not complaining) and a tense exchange between Danity Kane ex-members Dawn Richards and Aubrey O'Day. Check out the re-cap. (Remote Control)

+ Haha... Here's some reeeeeeally old footage of Robert Pattinson playing a nerd, trying to earn a buck. You'll love it. (Star Magazine)

+ And on the Twilight tip... No, Kellan Lutz is NOT dating Lindsay Lohan. (Socialite Life)

+ But Linze is evidently "talking" to Samantha Ronson again. For like, six hours. Just "talking." (US Magazine)

+ Even at 16, Miley Cyrus is breaking records all over the place.  She is now the youngest musician ever to have three no. 1albums on the Billboard 200.  Can you guess who previously held the record? (Hint: Think bare feet and Cheetos -- Brit Brit was 19 at the time). (PopCrunch)

+ Records aren't the only thing Britney's lost lately: One of her hair extensions was accidentally ripped out by a dancer on her Circus tour. (Did we ever think her hair was real?) (The Evil Beet)

+ Lindsay Lohan continues to be the picture of misery as she goes through a tumultuous breakup with DJ Samantha Ronson. Can't this girl just go on vacation somewhere far, far away for a long, long time? (Socialite Life)

+ Just announced! The Jonas Brothers will join NBC's Today concert series on June 19th.  Are you going??? (Teen Hollywood 411)

+ On the JaBra tip, this shocking revelation by Camp Rock star Alyson Stoner:  The Jonas Brothers word hard! (MTV News)

+ Man, we love us some Katy Perry but she sure can pick out some UGGGGLY pant suits! (Just Jared)

+ And in the completely unsaturated men's fragrance market, we have Common releasing a new scent with Diesel that he will tour the country to support.  Could it be worse than Diddy's Unforgivable? (NME)

+ MTV's documentary Britney: For The Record came out on DVD yesterday and with it, a few bonus scenes of the Britster -- including this one that touched us like a table of finger food backstage at her Circus Tour VIP pre-party. (Pink Is The New Blog)

+ Rihanna's on the cover of Vibe magazine this month to accompany a pretty telling interview with Chris Brown quoted back from 2007. Kinda creeps us out... (Vibe)

+ Here are some new pix of P!nk, looking mighty fine with her ever-elusive "sex cuts" on the sides ("ever-elusive" to us because because we don't ever get our ass to the gym). (The Blemish)

+ Amy Winehouse recently left a trail of tears around a hotel pool in St. Lucia, first streaking topless while mumbling lots of crazy, then riding around every which way on horseback. (Daily Mail)

+ Speaking of riding the white horse, Samantha Ronson posted this pic of her very own "coke cake" on Twitter. Wonder if you can special order those from Baskin Robbins or...  (Gabby Babble)

+ In case the current economic clime hasn't taken its toll on your fanny pack and you've got an extra 500 bucks to blow, Britney's got a "Toxic VIP Tour Package" that will blow. your. mind. (Britney Spears Blackout)

+ Tuesday lolz:  Kim Kardashian's ass gets tore UP by Eminem (and then stuffed into a woodchipper), and she acts like she doesn't mind. (US Magazine)

+ Kelly Clarkson jokingly talks about shooting the video for her next single "I Do Not Hook Up," which involves her crawling "across a table attempting to be sexy in a fantasy." (Kelly Clarkson's Official Blog)

+ A few days ago we talked about some truly amazing pics of Robert Pattinson circa 12 years old, looking well, 12.  Now, we give you a more grown-up version.  In a mesh tank with armpit hair. (E! Online)

+ Possibly celebrating her last season on The Hills, Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend Kyle Howard let loose on the beach.  (Socialite Life)

+ It was pretty much all Lindsay Lohan ALL THE TIME this weekend. We could barely keep up with all the mayhem! Let's see: a warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest. After which, she was secret Twittering. She and Samantha Ronson were fighting. And, uhm... it was kinda total freaking chaos. And, it turns out, maybe the whole thing was a misunderstanding? Huh? (MTV News)

+ Know what amazes the crap out of me? Despite ALL the shiz that's gone down with Michael Jackson, the dude can STILL sell out concerts like nobody's bizness. We are a forgiving people. (Evil Beet)

+ Uh, apparently British comedian/ persona non grata #1 amongst Jonas Brothers fans Russell Brand hasn't had a chance to read our round-up of Miley Cyrus' new book Miles To Go. Cause he doesn't get why a 16-year-old is writing a memoir... and also he kinda told her to STFU. (Ace Showbiz)

+ Jonas Brothers were in the Bahamas this weekend. I wanna job where I can work from the Bahamas. (JonasHQ)

+ Lady Gaga brought some of her special brand of GAH to Flight of The Conchords this weekend. It was GAH-tastic? (We guess? We don't have HBO anymorez. Grrrr, recession!). (Evil Beet)

+ We did, however, catch Kelly Clarkson, who brought down the house on Saturday Night Live this weekend. She performed "My Life Would Suck Without You" and "I Do Not Hook Up," from her hit album All I Ever Wanted, and we likey-d a LOHT. (Pop Crunch)

+ Selena Gomez looks pretty damn drop-dead gorge on the cover of Latina mag, doncha think? (Just Jared)

+ HOLY CRAP! For once we agree with Gwyneth Paltrow: she thinks this whole Joaquin Phoenix becoming a rapper thing is a crock of GOOP. (MTV News)

+ Mazel tov to Lindsay Lohan! The soon-to-be shana maidela is allegedly converting to Judaism for girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and we here at Buzzworthy would like to be the very first to welcome her to the tribe... and get on the guest list for her upcoming Bat Mitzvah. (+2 pls??). (Celebuzz)

+ Are Rihanna and Chris Brown back on again (!?!??!??!!?) They spent time this weekend at Diddy's compound near Miami. And Chris Brown showed the world he's sorry by going Jet Skiing. (MTV News)

+ ALSO, Rihanna's father has no probs with this latest development. (People)

+ ICYMI, a little movie called Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience came out this weekend. And if you happened to go catch the flick at the Palisades Center Mall in NJ, you may just be waking up from your real-life Jonas encounter fainting spell. YES, this is real life. (Gothamist)

+ MOTHER CHUCKER!--Blair and Serena are going to just DIE. Like d-e-a-d. Word on the street is No Doubt is going to perform on the May 11th season finale of Gossip Girl. (Stereogum)

+ Looks like U2 frontman Bono + Coldplay frontman  Chris Martin narrowly avoided adding their names to our Top 5 Celebrity Brawls list. You see, Bono was TOTALLY "just joking" when he called Martin a "completely dysfunctional character and a cretin." OH and also a  "wanker." That was a joke, people!  Can't you take a j-o-k-e?? (Perez Hilton)

+ Miley Cyrus went jogging with her HAWWWWWTNESS "special friend" Justin Gaston. We only have two words for her: sports bra (D Listed)

+ Dear all tween stars: please be more like Taylor Swift. She just posted a fab "on the road" video blog that's beyond awesome. (Celebrity VIP Lounge)

+ KANYE WEST'S new VH1 STORYTELLERS EP WAS ON THIS WEEKEND, AND SURPRISE SURPRISE (!), YEEZ WENT ON A WHOLE BUNCHA RANTS THAT NEEDED TO BE EDITED OUT OF THE SPECIAL. EXPECT AN ALL CAPS RANT ON HIS BLOG REGARDING HIS "CREATIVE SPIRIT BEING SUFFOCATED" OR SOME SUCH OTHER B.S. IN 3... 2... 1...(E! Entertainment/ Rolling Stone)

After Miley Cyrus had her "hug-it-out" reunion with Nick Jonas at the Kids' Inaugural, we were left thinking it couldn't get much more shocking than that. That is, until we heard that Miley's being considered to play the role of Snow White in the film adaptation of The Stepsister Scheme.

As far as we're concerned, new year, new boyfriend, new look, and a new movie? DO IT, we say!

Here are the top 5 reasons Miley would be the bestest Snow White ever to hit the forest:

5. She looks great on a horse: Doesn't everyone in Nashville know how to ride horses? Ok, we're not sure about that one, but we bet that Papa Billy Ray Cyrus made darn sure that his lil' lady could giddy-up with the best of 'em. SO, she won't have any problemo keeping up with Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful and Doc.

4. "Mirror mirror on the wall"... Come on! Do we even really need to go here? MILEY is the fairest one of all.

3. "Take a pic! It will last longer!" Miley was recently spotted on her way to Pilates wearing a tee with these very words. Maybe it was a secret message?! Cause a movie is kinda like a picture. And if she's in one, then we would get to look at her for way longer than we normally would. Soooo... but that logic, she's probably in the movie! (Uh, right?)

2. She could be up against Lindsay Lohan for the part: So between her fights with Samantha Ronson, her cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs daddy, and her leggings side venture, where on earfs would Lindsay find the time to do a movie? Miley is cuh-leerly the better choice.

1. Obviously Snow White = Hannah Montana 2.0, yo!

Miley's already a pretty princess, so please, movie producer people, make it official because we're so ready for another Miley "Breakout."

+ Lily Allen to Katy Perry: Don't f--- with me, or I'll post your unlisted cell number on a non-elitist social networking site. (The Sun - UK)

+ Meanwhile, not only are Katy Perry and Travis McCoy not engaged — they’re not even together anymore! At least, that's what EVERYBODY's saying. (MTV News)

+ Beyonce gets a Golden Globe nomination for her uncanny portrayal of Etta James in Cadillac Records original song, “Once in a Lifetime.” (MTV News)

+ Lindsay Lohan denies splitting with her (finally confirmed!) gal pal, Samantha Ronson. (MySpace Celebrity)

+ We're not saying Aubrey O'Day took off her clothes and posed for Playboy. But hypothetically, IF she did, she allegedly took home $500K in exchange for the photos. Cha-ching! (Remote Control)

+ British singer/PETA enthusiast Leona Lewis is reportedly penning her memoirs. (Billboard)

+ Despite tearing Corey Hart to shreds in "So What," Pink says she's willing to "give him away at his next wedding." That is, assuming he hasn't sworn off marriage by then. (Seventeen, via Usmagazine.com)

+ Either some perv hacked into Britney Spears' Twitter account, or else she's the biggest oversharer since Jenna Jameson. (The Hollywood Gossip)

+ Today is both Hilary Duff Download Day AND the day Nancy Kerrigan got whacked in the knees at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships in Detroit back in 1994! Ah memories! (Oh-Hilary.com)

You thought National Geographic was all early man, maps, and icecaps, rights? Wrongs! The 120-year-old magazine (that's even older than McCain!) just released a new book, PEACE: The Biography of a Symbol, along with a small line of super cute, definitely-not-for-old-people peace sign shirts. It's equal parts happy face Miley Cyrus and scowly face Samantha Ronson.

And despite global warming heating up Ye Olde Planet Erf like a big blue meanie, it's starting to get chilly in these here points east, so the peace sign-covered hoodie above is 100% perfect for stayin' roasty toasty... and non violent.

The peace sign hoodie is $48 at Delia's, while Gym Class Heroes' "Peace Sign / Index Down" is slightly more aggressive but totally free.

+ Although Travis Barker and DJ AM sustained significant second and third-degree burns from Friday night's plane crash, both are slated to make full recoveries. Hospital officials delivered the good news at a press conference held yesterday, adding that the two men are currently in "critical but stable" condition. (MTV)

+ Meanwhile, famous pals like Fall Out Boy, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson want AM, Barker and their fellow crash victims to know their thoughts and prayers are with them. (MTV)

+ Radiohead is challenging fans to remix "Reckoner" from their latest album In Rainbows. Let the games begin! (Radionhead Remix)

+ George Michael reenacts his infamous lavatory arrest! This time, the bathroom bandit (who was once slammed for soliciting stall-sex from an undercover officer) was nabbed on more boring charges of drug possession. (Scandalist)

+ Is Pharrell Williams the next Jerry Seinfeld?? (MTV - UK)

+ What do Metallica and Run DMC have in common? Not much, other than both might be headed for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (Rolling Stone)

+ For those of you who (wisely!) missed the 2008 Emmy Awards, here's the 3-minute recap. (Best Week Ever)

+ It's Ashanti, like you never heard her before ... literally! (Billboard)

Miley Cyrus hates bugs (like HAAAAAAAAAAATES 'em), loves vanilla Chapstick (and speaking of Katy Perry, she loves her too), no lovie Nick Jonas (duh x a billion), and, as has been highly documented, loves flashing the peace sign ALMOST much as do Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. (Seriously, look it up.)

And My Cy also loves her some t-shirts, like the 2Love toppy she designed all by herselfs for charity; it costs $50, because it benefits 1736 Family Crisis Center, so don't be a whiny cheap-ass about it.

Or, go Team Hudgens and spend your Grant on Vanessa's shirt. Not her actual shirt -- she designed one too: