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+ Call me a dreamer, but I'm preeeeeetty sure Robert Pattinson was just kidding. Wait -- Jimmy Kimmel was kidding about f---ing Ben Affleck, right?? (MTV News)

+ On a completely separate note, the Jonas Brothers are secure enough in their masculinity to make and sell clothes for 11-year-old girls. (Us Magazine)

+ I don't care if it's cool to hate Katy Perry. I don't care what Lily Allen thinks of her.  Lily Allen does not look like this. (Esquire)

+ Amanda Bynes is pretty hot and somehow stays vaguely relevant, given that she shows up to every single movie premiere in Hollywood wearing a tight black tube dress and gobs of really awful mascara. (Popoholic)

+ Brushing up on his battle skillz for his new Wisin y Yandel collabo video "Mujeres en el Club," 50 Cent got some free Spanish lessons from veteran Dominican video director Jesse Torrero. And let's just say he wasn't learning Don Quixote. (Blogamole)

+ Resident "it" girl Taylor Swift just released tour dates for her 2009 Fearless album. And by "tour dates," we mean playing pretty much every city in the continental U.S. (And a few dates in Canada. 'Cause they like country, y'all! Oh wait... Shania Twain... My bad.) (MTV News)

Now that the craze for Sarah Jessica Parker's Bitten line for Steve & Barry's has died down just a bit, get ready for Dear by Amanda Bynes. Whereas the Olsen twins and Hilary Duff are hitting the tweens, Amanda's one of the few teen celebrities who's actually targeting her own age group. Anyway, here's what we know: the line is available at Steve & Barry's, so you know it's gonna be affordable. It's going to have a younger look that SJP's line, so think fun and funky. And it hits Stseve & Barry's stores August 16th, right in time for back-to-school shopping. Check out the behind the scenes video on her Myspace page to get a glimpse of her designs.

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