Y'all ready for some #bangerz?
Miley Cyrus' hip-hop-meets-country-meets-pop-meets-ratchet fourth studio album, Bangerz, is finally here, and it's almost too much for words. From the #turntup party anthems like "We Can't Stop" and "SMS (Bangerz)" featuring Britney Spears to the heart-wrenchingly raw power ballads like "Wrecking Ball" and "Adore You," we're pretty much speechless -- insane right? We're usually, like, "Paging word vomit!" when we get the chance to talk about the "Miley: The Movement" star!
So, to give you the track-by-track review that Bangerz deserves, we've turned to the one poetic medium that always comes through when words fail: the GIF! And, as a special shout-out to Miley's husky baby Floyd, we've chosen only husky GIFs. So get ready, because if Miley's flawless genre-smashing album didn't drop you to the ground dead, these beyond adorable dog GIFs will.
1.) "ADORE YOU"
Beginning not with a #banger but with the softest of biew biews, the album's opening moments are definitely an unexpected venture into ballad territory -- not that there's anything wrong with that! As Miley's soft vocals ("When you say you love me/ Know I love you more/ And when you say you need me/ Know I need you more") effortlessly float over some slow-pulsing strings, you can't help but feel comforted.
2.) "WE CAN'T STOP"
What else can we say about the Mike WiLL Made It-produced song of the summer? If there's one moment that signaled the new ratchet Miley era, it's the release of "We Can't Stop" -- with the radical platinum blonde hair chop and twerking unicorn onesie coming in at a close second and third. For anyone who wasn't ready for this new NC-17 version of the young singer, well, just listen to the lyrics. It's her [NOUN] she can [VERB] if she wants to!
Check out the rest of our track-by-track review of Miley Cyrus' Bangerz after the jump.