+ Can we cram any more celeb musical acts into Obama's inauguration weekend? YES, WE CAN! Put your hands together for the latest additions to Barackstock '09: Miley Cyrus, Jay-Z and the Jonas Brothers! Plus, read up on other confirmed performers (like U2, Mary J. Blige and Beyonce). (MTV News)

+ And have we mentioned lately how sweet it is to be a Jonas? In addition to prettying up the Golden Globes (and landing that nifty inaugural concert gig), the boys have also snatched up a performance slot at this year's Grammys. (E! Online)

+ Jamie Lynn Spears' wedding plans are FINALLY coming together! The mom/bride-to-be plans to wear a Monique Lhuillier dress (presumably in off-white?), but haters be warned: the festivities sound more like a Vera Wang ad than a Jeff Foxworthy special. (Celebslam)

+ Katy Perry to Rest of World: Get a life. Please? (MTV News)

+ Finally! An opportunity to sail off into the sunset with New Kids on the Block! Yes, please! (Idolator)

+ Snap out of your late afternoon food coma by checking out Kelly Clarkson's new single: "My Life Would Suck Without You." (Rickey.org)

+ Lady Gaga reveals her post-Pussycat Dolls tour plans. (MTV News)

+ David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell are supposedly splitsville! Possibly because someone finally told Kim that her (ex!) boyfriend was not, in fact, Jimmy Fallon. (mjsbigblog)

+ Rap Wars! 50 Cent disses Kanye West's new album in an upcoming track called "Heartless Monster." (Remote Control)

+ Happy New Year, and welcome back to reality. While you were nursing your TV hangover, Tokio Hotel's Bill Kaulitz was "chirring" in Ibiza and showing off some new locks quite similar to his twinsie, Tom. Aww! (Tokio Hotel Network)

+ Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz has much to be thankful for in the new year: his gorge wife Ashlee Simpson, their new little baby Bronx Mowgli, and his band's new album Folie a Deux. But his Internet rep does not make the list. And, frankly, he'd prefer if we all would just drop the whole "d-bag" thing. (The Superficial)

+ Speaking of fem hygiene, Amy Winehouse seems to have had that "not so fresh" feeling on her vacay in St. Lucia. (D-Listed)

+ Rumors about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's relationship status are reaching a fever pitch, but the two are working overtime to make sure we know that they are still very much in lurves (note the rings!?). Glad we cleared that one up. (Evil Beet)

+ Britney Spears' big brother Bryan had a rockin' NYE: the dude got hitched! He married lil' sis (and lil' mama) Jamie Lynn's manager in a private ceremony in New Orleans. (People)

+ See if celebs like Fergie and Lady Gaga made the "best" or "worst" dressed list on New Year's Eve. (The Cut)

+ Soulja Boy, on the other hand, rang in the new year by gettin' robbed! At gunpoint! Thankfully, no one got hurt, but the robbers managed to "Crank" out $5,000 worth of jewelry. (Rap-Up)

+ Queen Latifah also got robbed ($10K worth of bling, yo!) (Us Weekly)

+ ROFL! This is *by far* the funniest thing we've seen in oh niners: some dude reading Courtney Love's MySpace blog out loud... word for word. For srs. JUST SAY NO, kids! (Perez Hilton)

Remember, oh, nine months or so ago, when then-16-year-old Jamie Lynn shocked the world (and, of course, her bosses over at Nickelodeon) by announcing she and boyfriend Casey Aldridge were expecting their first child? Well, now the latest rumor is that the Zoey 101 star -- and mom of less than three months -- is pregnant once again.

Yep, you heard us correctly. According to our MTV UK outlet (who picked the story up from the National Enquirer), Britney's younger sis is now two months into her SECOND pregnancy, and -- as the story goes -- Mama Lynne is none too happy about it.

So what's our take? For now, we're choosing to make like Switzerland and stay neutral on this one. At least, until we hear an official confirmation/denial from the Spears camp -- or TMZ gets ahold of Jamie Lynn's latest sonogram.

Yesterday, for reasons I still can't pinpoint, I was watching the Today show, and old-school octogenarian sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who's currently pimping her new book about kiddos and the nasty, was on. She weighed in on the Jonas Brothers and their notorious no-nookie rings after the pushy Kathie Lee Gifford brought up the issue of preggo teens and babies havin' babies. (Jamie-Lynn Spears! Bristol Palin! Juno! Oh my!)

Dr. Ruth perceived the Jonas Brothers' no-play pact as a fashion statement, and argued (not necessarily unreasonably), that the matter should be a personal and private one. (On a side note, when I spent two days with the Jonas Brothers during "Jonas Brothers: Live & Mobile," I was politely asked beforehand not to ask questions about the rings because the guys didn't really want to talk about them. They also didn't want to discuss the now-even-more controversial rings in their August 2008 Rolling Stone magazine cover story. So, um, blame Russell Brand!) But Dr. Ruth then also made another, somewhat absurd argument against the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings, and that's that "the other kids" could make fun of them. So much for that "who cares what other kids think?" argument!

Jonases, know this: Dr. Ruth is only 4'7," which means you can totally take her! Then again, if she's still around when you guys do get hitched, you know who to turn to for sex tips. Gross, I know, but she must be doing something right if she's still doing it at 80 years old. Watch the video below, if you can handle it. Hoda Kotb can barely deal.

+ This just in: Katy Perry takes emergency baby wipe showers! And secretly worships Sugar Ray! Plus, nine more true confessions from the 2008 VMAs' Best New Artist hopeful. (PopEater)

+ Meanwhile, Velvet Revolver's still not ready for a (lead singer) commitment. (Rolling Stone)

+ Christina Aguilera's greatest hits CD will be sold exclusively at Target. (Associated Press)

+ Is Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol the new Jamie-Lynn Spears? (Scandalist)

+ Worst video ever? (Best Week Ever)

+ Gene Simmons is getting sued! But how will that KISS makeup go over in court?? (NME)

+ Kardinal Offishall explains why his new album was inspired by a homemade t-shirt. (The Boombox)

+ John Mayer may be a one-woman man now (or so hopes Jennifer Aniston), but there may have been one or two female fans before her. "I might have hooked up with people," Mayer admits, "but as soon as we hooked up, they weren't fans anymore." Oh come on, John, it couldn't have been that bad...right? (Usmagazine.com)

+ Jamie Lynn Spears parlays her new baby into a potentially lucrative cover deal with OK! magazine. (MTV)

+ Break out the bubbly! Lil Wayne's new album is now back in the #1 spot. (Rolling Stone)

+ The Smashing Pumpkins to celebrate their 20th anniversary by playing a bunch of small venues and rubbing Billy Corgan's head for good luck. (Billboard)

+ Young Jeezy puts politics aside long enough to party hardy with Vibe magazine. (MTV)

+ Britney "The Crazy Aunt" Spears is said to be recording a new album. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Two years after T.I.'s friend Philant Johnson was murdered, police finally have two suspects in custody. Even better news? Neither one of them is T.I. (MTV)

+ Could Amy Winehouse be giving Tuberculosis a bad name? (NME)

+ Josh Homme proves he's still extremely anal about those gay-bashing/sodomy-advocating rumors. (Stereogum)

+ Meanwhile, Kid Rock proves he's got a sense of humor the size of his mamma's trailer. (TMZ)

+ 50 Cent explains why he just happens to have recordings of all his phone conversations. (MTV)

+ Britney's younger sis Jamie Lynn Spears just gave birth to a happy, healthy baby girl named Maddie Briann. Related: Maddie Briann Spears preemptively added to Worst Dressed List for 2024. (MTV)

+ Rapper Young Jeezy was arrested in Atlanta for "speeding, driving with no proof of insurance or license plate, having an open container, reckless driving and driving impaired by alcohol or drugs." Yeah, we're thinking he didn't do it. (Houston Chronicle via Idolator)

+ Random fainting spells, leaked videos and crazy courtroom shenanigans aren't enough to keep Amy Winehouse sidelined at the Glastonbury Festival. Sorry, London. Meanwhile, Oasis gears up for their latest record release, reminding us why we have a "thing" for guys with British accents. (NME)

+ Liz Phair to Time Out Chicago: "Um, I heard you the first three times." (Stereogum)

+ 50 Cent all fired up over trumped-up arson charges from his baby mama. (NYDN)

The Spears family does a lot of things well, like … um… getting pregnant. Marriage, however, is not one of the things they're necessarily "good at." But a 0-3 family history of marriage bust-ups isn't going to stop our l'il Jamie Lynn Spears -- apparently she's engaged to soon-to-be baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. In lieu of onesies, just send Starbucks and Exxon gift cards. As that snooty maître d' in Ferris Bueller's Day Off said, "I weep for the future."

+ Relevant videos:

+ Now-irrelevant inspiration: The Jonas Brothers just say no to nookie, as does this overzealous American Idol reject; also:

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Britney Spears missed the cutoff for vacuum-packing all of her crazy into a jar labeled "2007" and tucking it away in a cool, dark place and kicked off the new year with a big, kinda scary bang. After a three-hour standoff with police, where she refused to hand over her tykes to ex-hubby Kevin Federline, she was strapped to a gurney and hauled off for some seriously needed medical attention. It's about time, y'all!

And while mommy Lynne and knocked up kid sis Jamie Lynn are nowhere to be found, Anna Nicole Smith's "friend" attention whore Bobby Trendy has been spotted holding a vigil "visual" outside the hospital in an attempt to stop another celebrity death … and to remind us that he, unfortunately, is still kicking around looking like a giant heap of discarded wrapping paper.

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