It's her party, she can do what she wants!
Hallowed be the 23rd of November, Smilers, for today is Ms. Miley Cyrus' 21st birthday! Don't forget that MTV's throwing Miley a completely cray on-air party starting today at noon ET/ PT with back-to-back airings of "21 Candles: Miley's MTV Moments" and "Miley: The Movement Deluxe Edition."
Be sure to tweet or post an Instagram video with #HappyBirthdayMiley for a chance to see your b-day messages (for example, "OMFGMILEY AH LAHV YEW BIEW #HappyBirthdayMiley") appear on screen!
Anyway, in terms of IRL partying, we're sure the "Wrecking Ball" singer already kicked off her b-day last night at midnight, ordering her DEFINITELY FIRST-EVER alcoholic beverage at New York's hottest nightclub -- i.e., a Premium Long Island Iced Tea at Chili's. But, the blowout doesn't end there!
To do right by the b-day girl, MTV created this kickass, super trippy animated birthday card!
+ Watch MTV's animated Miley Cyrus birthday card.
AND, we here at Buzzworthy have compiled the 21 greatest, most Miley-bein'-est presents we could find. (Not including our retelling of her life story in GIFs.)
From matching pizza slice BFF necklaces to vintage Britney Spears memorabilia -- with, like, crop tops-on-crop tops-on-crop tops in between -- we're pretty sure that Miley would, like, totally want to be our for-real friend if she got any of these birthday gifts. (Speaking of which, Miley, do you want to be our friend? Circle one: Y / N / M )
1.) This Alphabet Soup "TWERK" tee straight outta your "We Can't Stop" video:
2.) Disney Princess tongue tattoos, because RELEVANT:
3.) A recumbent stationary bicycle to keep that "down south rump" from going too far down south:
4.) This incredibly deep, multi-layered T-shirt with a box of fries that says "WASTED":
5.) This bondage-y top that may or may not double as a pup harness for Floyd.
6.) So that when the Jay Z song is on, you'll know the Jay Z song is on:
7.) WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT A TEE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT:
8.) This $28,000 quartz skull with a snake on it:
Check out more of our 21 birthday gifts for Miley Cyrus after the jump.