Oh, just an average day in Hayley Williams' life: picking Justin Timberlake's nose.
Have you ever wondered what an average day of being in Paramore would feel like? No, really, have you ever just sat back and wondered what an enormous superstar like Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams does on a regular basis? Because one MIGHT assume it's stuff like taking baths with caviar and flying in Swarovski-encrusted PJs -- essentially getting to do whatever the eff you want, right? Well, the "whatever the eff you want" part was dead on... we just didn't think Hayley's activity of choice would be "picking" (a poster of) Justin Timberlake's nose! But now that we know, we say: HECK YEAH!
Part of their "A Day In The Life" feature on RollingStone.com, the "Still Into You" singer posted a photo of herself casually clearing out Justin's bat in the cave on Paramore's Instagram. So, mixed in with photos of the band being totally badass and playing sold-out shows are SUPER GEMS like this one. Whatever, we say you do you. Also, we're sure Justin really appreciates the help! NOTHING is worse than when someone doesn't tell you when you have something in your nose!
Photo credit: @Paramore
Rihanna has a denim thong, and it's INTENSE.
We'll just start off by saying we're wayyyy liberal up in here. So when Rihanna wanted to take an afternoon off to pose like Marilyn Monroe, we were all like, "NO PROBLEM!" When she wanted to grab her crotch? We said, "Enjoy!" When she decided to grind all up on her best friend like a lap dancer? We were fully supportive! When she revealed her preshow naked couch routine? We said, "MAZEL TOV!" When she wanted to pose naked in front of a fireplace wearing only a headdress, we were all like, "Do you, bb!" But today Rihanna wanted to do something that even WE are having issues with -- and it's the fact that she owns/wore/managed to fit into a DENIM THONG. Yes, a thong made of denim. Jeans without the butt or legs included. Think about that for a second. There you go.
See Rihanna's denim thong after the jump.
Pregnant or not? We still don't know.
So, last we heard, E! News had "confirmed" via "sources" that Beyoncé MIGHT be pregnant with Blue Ivy No. 2! Then we did a little emotional tailspin, thought very hard and carefully about when Bey's pregnancy rumors began at the Met Gala, Beyoncé's cryptic "Blue Ivy needs company" sound bite, and the fact that she was forced to cancel her "Mrs. Carter Show" tour date in Antwerp, Belgium, "on doctor's orders." But you know Beyoncé: Girl's not one to take a rumor lying down! (Or, as the case MAY be, lying down on her couch eating ice cream-dipped pickles.)
Read more about Beyoncé's MAYBE pregnancy after the jump.
Aw, it's a picture-perfect family photo of Tokio Hotel!
We have some Tokio Hotel-related things to discuss with you today. First, please direct your eyes to the above photo. No, really, just sit back and soak it in! Because if that's not the most perfect, frame-worthy Kodak moment that captures the essences of our German idols, then you're just doing it all wrong and you always have been. The gentle lean against the wall, the pensive stare... it's BEAUTIFUL. (And it's also going up on our fridge next to this photo of Justin and Selena.)
Find out what's going on with Tokio Hotel after the jump.
Harry Styles jokingly Instagrams a not-so-sweet sign from a "fan." Classic.
When you're in a famous boy band like One Direction, and when you're arguably one of the cutest members of One Direction, haters are obviously going to come out of the woodwork with things like hate mail, rampant side eyes, and worst of all, mean-spirited signage (like the one in the above photo). And while most people might emotionally crumble and cry into their chicken dinners, Harry Styles is not most people. See how Harry's brushing that "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" like Jay-Z? So, let's be perfectly clear: When you're as perfect as Harry, you are NEVER shaken.
The "Kiss You" singer posted the expletive-baring photo on Instagram with the caption "Possibly the best sign at a show ever." And while it's easy to take this sign while performing at face value (and Harry COULD HAVE sobbed uncontrollably to his 12 million Twitter followers, saying stuff like "Do you believe this ISH?"), the sign may have another meaning. It's been reported that this poster was actually meant for the paparazzi! Now we can definitely see why Harry held onto this sign. We could totally picture him wearing it like a sandwich board as he's going about his daily business -- it's paparazzi repellent! See, that Harry h8ter did him a FAVOR!
Photo credit: @harrystyles
We LOVE Miley Cyrus' Throwback Thursday photo!
We love a good #TBT around here, and honestly, on what PLANET does a better Throwback Thursday exist than the above photo of Miley Cyrus straight flexin' in the arabesque position! In basically the exact same position! In two different phases of her life!! So special. And of course I'll refrain from mentioning my most recent #TBT, which is me riding a toy horse while holding a diet Pepsi in one hand and a balloon in another. But I wouldn't wanna steal Miley's thunder or whatever.
Based on the above Twitter photo, we proooobably wouldn't have guessed that the adorable little kid in head-to-toe lavender would eventually go on to release dope collaborations like "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" with Snoop Lion and "Fall Down" with will.i.am, AND be the reigning Queen of underboob and side butt cheek! But the world is full of surprises, isn't it? Miley, PLEASE POST MOAR #TBTs! It's not that we don't love seeing 10,000 photos of your dogs, but getting the inside scoop on Mini-Miley would also be PERF.
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus
It wouldn't be a Rihanna preshow routine without some nudity!
One would think that with our recent coverage of Rihanna's every move (i.e. that time she accessorized with a small child, that time she grabbed her crotch, that time she wore Prada boots AND NOTHING ELSE, that time she wore Audrey Hepburn pearls, etc.), that there would be no way we'd miss the above photo of Ri sitting naked while getting made up for her "Diamonds World Tour" stopover in Atlanta. But alas: LATE PASS ALERT! Maybe our "Rihanna naked" Google Alert was having an off day? (OK, just kidding. We obviously don't have a "Rihanna naked" Google Alert... until NOW.)
And sure, this pic of the "Stay" singer might've been posted a few days ago, but let us ask you this: Does Rihanna's unrelenting willingness to post attractive naked pics ever get old? Aaaand the answer to that would be a resounding "NOPE," because Rihanna's basically made an art form out of the "kind-of-almost-naked-but-not-naked-enough-to-be-kicked-off-Instagram" selfie, and we gotta respect that. Plus, how much sense does it make that part of Rihanna's preshow routine involves being naked? Like, really stop and think about that for a minute, and you'll realize that maybe life isn't so confusing after all.
Photo credit: @badgalriri
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's are-they-or-aren't-they, broken-then-mended relationship is a serious doozy. Sure, we were all sorts of #SADZ when we heard late last year that Justin and Selena had broken up -- in fact, we spent the following month sulking in our bedrooms with only an iPad, "Sex and The City" episodes, and Top Ramen for comfort. Then, after the breakup, we heard all KINDS of rumors about the duo's (maybe) reconciliation, but finally, the breakup dust settled and Justin and Selena appeared to go their separate ways, with Justin taking his shirt off "All Around The World" and Selena kicking some serious a$$ in "Spring Breakers" and performing "Come & Get It" at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. But now, according to this very snuggly Instagram photo (that Justin quickly deleted), it looks like Justin and Selena's flame may have rekindled!! Um, what are we to make of all this?!
So, how is this happening?! Well, last we heard, the "Come & Get It" singer had hopped a plane to Norway last Thursday to see Justin on his "Believe" tour, THEN traveled with him to Copenhagen. THEN, last Saturday night, Justin posted a blissful photo of the two on Instagram...and promptly deleted it. Well, we're no fortune-tellers, but this doesn't look like an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend "closure" photo to us. Nope, this looks like a happily reunited/"It's Facebook Complicated" couple. And we JUST. DON'T. KNOW. ANYMORE. C'mon, Jelena! Don't make us crawl back into our snack dust-covered sad blanket caves!!
Photo credit: Instagram
Dance your way to summer with Atlas Genius, MTV's latest Artist To Watch.
The trees are blooming and the snow is melting (OK, maybe it melted a while ago); it's officially no-jacket weather. And sure, spring's great for long walks in the park, open-toed shoes, and outdoor dining, but let's be honest -- the best thing about spring is that it gets us thinking about summer -- the season of late-night sweaty dance parties, outdoor festivals, and beach trips -- otherwise known as Atlas Genius season. The Australian duo is what you might call THE summer band, with their deliciously glossy, electro-tinged dance-rock tracks (best experienced on their debut album, When It Was Now), and upcoming MTV "Artist To Watch Live" performance on April 30.
Read more about Atlas Genius after the jump.
Selena Gomez is in full rehearsal mode for her 2013 MTV Movie Awards performance!
We've got exactly ONE DAY till the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, and we're in full-on rehearsal mode! We're rehearsing our Taylor Swift *SHOCKED* faces for when celebs win, we're rehearsing tossing snacks into the air and catching them with our mouths, and we're rehearsing our (self-made) "Come & Get It" dance routine for Selena Gomez's much-anticipated performance at the Movie Awards! And we're not the only ones rehearsing -- Selena's in full practice mode, too! Yep, we may or may not be internet-stalking the "Spring Breakers" star as she preps her "Come & Get It" performance before the Movie Awards. But can you blame us?? Isn't that what the internet's FOR?
Check out more photos of Selena Gomez practicing for her 2013 MTV Movie Awards performance after the jump!