Beyoncé manages to out-perfect three mannequins. HOW?
We were going to make you play "Who's the mannequin, and who's Beyoncé?" with this Instagram photo, but the whole, you know, having real facial features kinda gave it away. So instead, let's play a different game called "How can we get every mannequin's face to be modeled off of Beyoncé's flawless visage so that when we're shopping we can take selfies with 'em and pretend we're IRL shopping besties????" FYI, the winner gets our undying adoration and a $5 gift certificate to Little Caesars.
While you figure that out, we'll just be over here admiring how flawless the "God Made You Beautiful" singer looks mimicking those mannequins next to her. I mean, she seriously puts their fashionable jog game to shame -- and THAT'S THEIR ONLY JOB!
Basically, this pic just goes to show that we humans shall always reign supreme over the plastic dummies we force to model our clothes in stores nationwide -- because anything they can do, Bey can do better. It also makes us wonder whether we are due for a "Mannequin" remake starring Beyoncé and Jesse Williams?? Ummmm, Hollywood? GET ON THAT. Thx!
Photo credit: Beyoncé's Instagram
Demi's dreaming of a blue-haired Christmas at Nylon's December issue party!
Check your calendars, guys, 'cause today is Marvel Over The Perfection That Is Demi Lovato Day! OK, not officially, but we swear we mailed the petition every day for the past four months so that Queen Demetria D. could get the #PRAISE she deserves. (FYI, that holiday application demands that we all get the day off from work/ school because #3DayWeekendsFOREVER.)
While we didn't get federal approval in time for 2013, let's still make the best of this day by publicly obsessing over how beautiful the "Neon Lights" singer looked attending Nylon Magazine's December issue celebration. (Joe Jonas and his Ron Burgundy-level mustache were also in attendance.) See? That's what happens when you land the December issue cover -- you get VIP access to a MAY-JAH holiday party plus first dibs on the best Christmas cookies.
FTR, we're STILL living for Demi's neon blue hair, because its wintry hues fit with the season. WAIT, did "Blue Christmas" just pop into anyone else's head, too?! Can we draft ANOTHER petition demanding that Demi cover the song before the holidays end? ARGH, we're gonna have so much paperwork this weekend.
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Beyoncé remembers Nelson Mandela with a photo from their 2003 meeting.
While Facebook, Twitter, and every other social media outlet continue to fill up with poignant Mandela quotes, celebs who were lucky enough to meet the late president have also taken to sharing their own photos and Mandela memories. Even Beyoncé shared a moving Instagram photo of herself and Mandela.
Keep reading about Beyoncé's meeting with Nelson Mandela after the jump.
Miley plays piano in super tight pants because that's how everyone should play pianos. #FACT
You may think that Miley Cyrus spends all her free time perfecting her wrecking ball balancing act and twerking with life-size teddies. Well, apparently, according to this photo, she likes to spend what little downtime she has playing the piano, documenting the act on Instagram, and reminding haterz everywhere that her musical talents go well beyond hologram cat stunts.
The "Real And True" singer looks totally lost in a glorious ivory-tickling trance, and her heartfelt caption certainly seems to support that: "I think we would all die without music. Like when someone passes away & their lover goes soon after..." So, is this an excerpt from a forthcoming Deep Thoughts With Miley book? (JK! But seriously, we'd obviously read that.)
The almost-winner of Time's "Person Of The Year" poll is probably also all smiles because, well, who else can WERQUE what look to be supertight, basically vacuum-sealed PVC pants like it's NBD? How does anyone fit into those things less than a week after Thanksgiving?! HOWWWWW??????
Photo credit: Miley Cyrus' Instagram
Bey and Solange get their "Love You Like A Sister" on, and we are seriously jealous!
Here's a friendly note to everyone: Please don't even bother sending me your holiday cards where you think you're all kinds of cute posing with your siblings while wearing reindeer ears. Why? Well, after seeing these heartwarming photos that Beyoncé tumbled of her and her sister Solange on vacation in Jamaica, my eyes just don't have time to look at any of your foolishness. #SorryNotSorry
Check out more photos of the Knowles sisters on vacation in Jamaica after the jump.
Yup, #Katyanna are still the sexiest best friends on the planet. Don't even try to front.
Poll time! Which of the following girl crush moments are you crushing on more? Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato's BFF reunion backstage at "The X Factor" or this new photo of Rihanna and Katy Perry being total bombshell besties together? While you all decide, we'll just be over here canoodling with our best friend: Thanksgiving leftovers. Judge if you want, but #FoodCanBeYourFriend.
For this week at least, let's just say that the "What Now" singer and "Unconditionally" songstress take the cake. Judging by Rihanna's Instagram caption ("She x She ... always great to see my Lil Kitty cat!!! #Perry"), we're not the only ones super excited to see the pair catching up with some QT over the holiday weekend!
Basically, we're overjoyed that #Katyanna have another photo to add to next year's birthday collage extravaganza! (Remember: It's always best to start your scrapbooking projects early!). But mostly, we're just jealous that their picture-perfect holiday togetherness looks so effortlessly flawless, and that selfie we just took of us scarfing down the rest of our Thanksgiving leftovers is... Well, let's just say it ain't cute.
Photo credit: Rihanna's Instagram
Mmmmm, Adam's new "cinnamon spice" hair sounds gewwwd!
Breaking! Adam Lambert has declared that the pumpkin spice trend is finally over! (Thank the LAWRD, 'cause our pumpkin spice-flavored Flintstones chewable vitamin was getting naaaaaaaasty.) Continuing, he also proclaimed that cinnamon spice is officially the new pumpkin spice! His method of delivery for this very exciting and super important news? HIS NEW HURRR!!!! (OK, so this is mostly conjecture, but it seems likely, right? Right??)
The "Lay Me Down" singer recently unveiled his new 'do on Instagram, confirming that he's ditched his flawless black hair for a warmer, more #festive holiday-friendly color. Along with the pic, Adam captioned: "Hair Kut. Cinnamon Spice." How's that old rhyme go? "What are little glams made of? / Cinnamon spice and everything nice!" Yeah, it's something like that.
Anyway, if you're not drooling over the "Never Close Our Eyes" singer's delicious new look, then perhaps we just have different tastes. Maybe you're not trying hard enough? Imagine getting a lovely aromatic whiff from a candle titled "Adam's Cinnamon Sensation," one of many in our forthcoming collection of candles inspired by what we think Adam's hair would smell like if we got to rub our noses through it for days. (Wait, is that creepy? DGAF.)
Photo: Adam Lambert's Instagram / GIF: Photobucket user TheDailyLike
When is Austin gonna make a calendar of himself posing in front of all his fancy rides?!
Remember that one time you turned 16 and got a Range Rover, then a Lamborghini, and then a Jeep to really drive home the point that you're doing this whole life thing right? No? Oh, that's because you're not the very definition of baller status like Austin Mahone. ARGH! Sorry for the confusion.
Anyway, the EMA winner for Artist On The Rise didn't spend his ENTIRE weekend tracking down the individual #AllBlackEverything pieces for his 2013 American Music Awards suit. According to a recent Instagram photo, he also spent some QT with one of the sportier numbers in his collection of wheels. Austin even quoted his new single, "Banga Banga," to caption the pic: "You gotta promise, if I let you hop up in the jeep you gon turn up in the seat, you like ridin don't ya?"
Basically, in case it wasn't obvious, Austin seems to be giving us a friendly reminder that his whole "being a SUPER talented heartthrob with sexy wheels and GIGANTIC ARMS" thing is totally working out for him. Aaaaaaand, that this whole "taking the crowded bus" thing isn't working out for me.
Photo credit: Austin Mahone's Instagram
Happy Holidays, from the beyond gorgeous Taylor Swift.
While I tend to pick out holiday party ensembles that will mask the inevitable dribbling eggnog stains (s'what happens when you chug 'nog), Taylor Swift apparently opts for something a little sexier such as this SMOKING HOT red dress. Now, please, take all the time you need to properly appreciate "Red" singer's flawlessness in the above photo/ tuck your eyes and tongue back into your face.
The New York magazine covergirl attended the Weinstein Company's holiday party in West Hollywood beaming with an air of beauty more brilliant than a Christmas tree lit up with a gazillion LED lights that each twinkle brighter than the North Star. (If you like this festive holiday free verse, check out my yearly Christmas newsletter. #EPIC)
Basically, what we're saying is that this year's impending holidays are pretty much canceled because not only does Taylor win at being the most smartly dressed holiday party attendee, she's also raised the bar of holiday gift-giving so high that we might as well just skip ahead to 2014 and start with a clean slate. (JK!!!! We'd NEVER pass up a chance for more presents.)
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Hova gets some Care Bear hugs in Daniel Edwards' new sculpture!
Step aside, Precious Moments figurines, because there's a new supercute collectible that belongs in my curio cabinet. (And yes, it is completely acceptable for a grown man to have both a curio cabinet and a Precious Moments figurine collection.) It's this sculpture depicting Jay Z being hugged by a bunch of Care Bears.
Brought to you by Daniel Edwards -- the same sculptor behind masterpieces like the Britney Spears-inspired "The Birth of Sean Preston" and "L.A. Fertility" featuring Kim Kardashian -- this work is cleverly titled "Jay Z Cares and Shares." Apparently it's a commentary on the "Holy Grail" rapper's decision to continue to work with Barneys following its racial profiling scandal. Our take on the work is that it's a perfect mixture of happiness, '80s nostalgia, and, well, a metric ton of WTF-ness.
Hopefully, this thing will get mass-produced and will be included in next season's Crate & Barrel catalog because there is simply not enough decor inspired by hip-hop entrepreneurs and cuddly cartoon characters. Until then, let's show the piece some proper love by giving it a giant CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Care Bears count down: 4, 3, 2, 1!
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