Whatever Frank Ocean's saying at the Time 100 Gala has Justin Timberlake in STITCHES
We TOTALLY hate being left out of a good joke, so we really want in on whatever Frank Ocean said to make Justin Timberlake laugh THAT hard at the gala for Time's 100 Most Influential in the World. Maybe Frank and Justin were trading stories about performing on "Saturday Night Live"? It's also possible that they were giggling with glee over just how stacked their bank accounts are. ORRR maybe musicians as talented as them just sit around laughing for no good reason -- because they CAN! Isn't life funny when you've got endless talent and access to EVERYTHING?
Frank and Justin were snapped sharing a funny moment at the Time 100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City. Not only did Justin and Frank nail their "Suit & Tie" ensembles, but they were also honored at the event and brushed shoulders with other talented big deals in the music biz such as Christina Aguilera and Miguel. And while we're happy that Frank and Justin spent some time telling each other knock-knock jokes or whatever, we reallly hope they spent part of the evening discussing a possible future collabo?! Just IMAGINE!!
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Miley Cyrus selfie'd her Google+ chat with will.i.am, and THIS is why technology's amazing.
Miley Cyrus has accomplished the ultimate: she's taken a selfie of a selfie! OK, technically she's taken a photo of herself on a Google+ video hangout with will.i.am for his #willpower album live chat celebration. But Miley's all about breaking boundaries in every other arena (see: Miley's "Twerk in a Unicorn Onesie" trend), so it seems appropriate to congratulate her on this photographic feat. Oh, and leave it to Miley to actually look stunning in one of those video chats things. (We always look like we have a bazillion extra chins.)
The "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" singer documented her Google Hangout sesh on Twitter (where Britney Spears and Nicole Scherzinger also dropped in!) with the caption, "Gettin ready to live chat with @iamwill." Now, while most of our video chats consist of making hilarz faces at friends, Miley and Will got right down to business. During the hangout, she talked about the process of their collabo track, "Fall Down," and how she honored she was to work with the Black Eyed Peas member. But things got EVEN MORE EPIC when will.i.am dropped major hints about Miley's solo new tunes, saying, "...She has redefined everything you have thought about Miley Cyrus... This new Miley stuff...It's so freaking... This is some amazing incredibleness." PLEASE STOP TEASING US and hook us up already!!!
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An eternally young Avril Lavigne pounds some cotton candy!
Avril Lavigne wasn't kidding around with her new song, "Here's To Never Growing Up." Here's photographic evidence of her celebrating Peter Pan syndrome with a giant thing of cotton candy! Have you ever seen an "all-grown-up" adult look that free-spirited while eating a celery stick? NOPE. Part of us wants to scream: "Avril, do you even know how much sugar is in that stuff!?!" But then there's the other part that wants to eat only cotton candy for dinner because IT'S SO GOOD. We're gonna follow our heart (and stomach) and go for the latter. #YOLO
The "How You Remind Me" singer shared her cotton candy-themed photo on Twitter along with the caption, "Cotton Candy B****es!" While we're totally happy that Avril's relaxing with a sugary treat, we're mostly wondering where she got it?! It's not like they sell cotton candy at the grocery store. (Unless grocery stores stock it in Canada?! Over-the-counter cotton candy!?) So does this mean that Avril's at a circus or carnival? OR did she and her fiancé Chad Kroeger get a cotton candy maker as an early wedding gift (BEST WEDDING GIFT IDEA EVER, btw)!? Sigh... We already knew there were a gazillion perks to being a famous pop star -- we'll just have to add "eating cotton candy whenever you want" to the list.
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The Backstreet Boys continue to be "Larger Than Life" with their new Hollywood Walk of Fame star!
In case you haven't heard, the Backstreet Boys are back (ALRIGHT!) and have just launched a 20-year reunion tour! (Which is not to be confused with "The Package Tour," mind you... so many boy bands, so little time.) And while we'd like to think that our two decade-long fangirling should be reward enough for BSB, the gents just got a more, well, professional honor: a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Now, we're going to pause for a moment while you look up how much airfare is to Hollywood so you can fly out, find the boys' star, and take a selfie with it. #BeJealous
The "Unbreakable" singers were recently snapped celebrating their new Hollywood star before heading to China for the launch of their reunion tour. And as if this news isn't enough to get your heart racing, we'd like to remind you that the guys also have a new album on the way (listen to track teasers!), an upcoming documentary, AND an upcoming Backstreet Boy-themed cruise on DECK (LOL) for fall 2013. So, to reiterate: After 20 years, BSB are still more successful than ever. The only thing that's changed is that they aren't so much boys anymore -- they're more like Backstreet men... "all-grown-up-but-still-DAYUM-hot" MEN.
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Britney Spears is the best soccer mom and cheerleader!
With Mother's Day just around the corner (you're welcome for the reminder), we're pretty sure Britney Spears should be expecting TONS of good gifts from her sons, Sean and Jayden, for being the best mom EVER. She's already been a stellar cartwheel spotter and SpongeBob-toy shopper, and now she's probably scoring extra gifts for being the world's best soccer mom! Wait, does that mean Brit also volunteers for the team's carpool?! Can everyone just imagine BEING CHAUFFEURED AROUND BY BRITNEY SPEARS!?! If that's the case, then her boys' soccer team doesn't even NEED to worry about winning on the field, because they will ALWAYS win at the game of life.
The "Scream & Shout" singer was snapped attending her sons' soccer game this past weekend (extra points go to Brit for bringing her new puppy as an extra cheerleader!), and we just can't get over how good Britney is at juggling her many responsibilities. Not only is she able to balance her SUPER successful pop star career, new boyfriend, and many shopping errands, but she's also right there on the sidelines being the best cheerleader for her kids! We wish Britney Spears was our mom! J/K, we love our mom TONS! (Call you after work, mom.) We mostly wish our mother had VIP access to all things A-List things instead of, you know, a VIP membership to Costco. The door is open into our family, Brit!
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Adam Lambert shared a glamouriffic "Then & Now" photo!
Looking at this "Then & Now" photo of Adam Lambert totally has us narrating a glam fairy tale in our heads... something like (read in the voice of Morgan Freeman), "A long, long time ago (2002 to be exact), there lived a young boy named Adam Lambert. Unbeknownst to him, he was DESTINED to become the Prince Of Glam." Actually, Adam probably always knew that he would one day rule the Glamberg kingdom -- just look at his confident 22-year-old look! It totally screams "I WIN AT EVERYTHING" and "Did anyone TiVo that new show "American Idol"? I want to take notes so I can DOMINATE it one day."
The "Never Close Our Eyes" singer shared the photo on Instagram along with the caption "9 years ago! Woah. (That's some bad yellow bleach.)" First, we have to disagree with Adam on the bad bleach job -- need we remind him that it could have been waaay worse, like, "'90s boy band frosted tips" worse. Second, WE MUST HAVE Adam's moisturizing routine! Aside from his brighter hair and those earrings, Adam still looks exactly like he did in his early 20s! Apparently that's just another perk of having all that potent glam coursing through your veins (he also has the ability to nail every smize and give epic "neck porn" at any time) -- you NEVER age.
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All hail Adam Lambert, the Prince of Glam!
Usually when we talk about Adam Lambert, we use words like "guyliner" and "neck porn." But this recent photo of Adam not only has us fanning ourselves uncontrollably from seeing him in a suit, it also has us dipping into a whole new set of descriptive words! Well, to be fair, the only word that comes to mind is, "DAAAYUM," 'cause Adam is looking like a FOINE-ass member of royalty. Glamberts, our leader has spoken: ALL HAIL THE SEXY SMIZE!
The "Let's Dance" singer was snapped looking like the crown Prince of Glam while attending the 2013 17th Channel V Chinese Music Awards In Macau (Can we say that we're a little jealous of Adam's vacays lately -- Miami then Macua!?) where he won the Favourite International Artist award. Anyway, we're totally not surprised Adam won such a coveted accolade (the guy has a reputation for scoring trophies). Plus, we couldn't think of a better spokesperson to represent the USA than Adam! And speaking of countries, based on this royal-esque photo and the fact that Adam already has a billion royal subjects (that's us, Glamberts!), Adam should just dub himself an official prince and even run his own country -- he could call it Glambertia! The only law: Your hair can NEVER out-quiff his.
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One Direction posed with their wax replicas... AND WE WANT THE WHOLE COLLECTION.
Good news: One Direction's wax statues are finally finished! We've been fascinated by the statues' creation since the beginning (and then hesitant about the process -- sorry, disembodied boy band heads aren't our thing). But now that everything's been molded, painted, and dressed (we're guessing), we'd like to give a standing ovation and slow clap to the artists who created these masterpieces. The replicas are SPOT-ON! It's like our dream has officially come true: 1D is CLONED! (Except one version of them shouldn't be exposed to scented candles or direct sunlight.)
The "Kiss You" singers posed with their recently unveiled Madame Tussauds BWFs (Best Waxed Friends) in London, and we really can't get over duplicates -- they're just SO lifelike (especially the boys' hair)! We're kinda wondering, though, how exact are the replicas? Like, do they include the boys' various tattoos? Do they have the same buff bodies as 1D? Does Harry Styles' wax figure wear boxer briefs, too?! These are all very valid questions, so does anyone want to visit Madame Tussauds with us for a little game of "Undress The Wax Figure"? JK!! Kinda...
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If you were wondering how Austin Mahone stays in shape, it's because he eats through bars!
If you were wondering if Austin Mahone got his SUPER in-shape heartthrob body by scarfing down pizza like he's in a professional eating competition, then you'd be kind of right! This photo pretty much shows us how Austin has maintained his flawless (and often shirtless) physique -- by portioning his meals with an "eating-through-metal-bars" technique, obvs. We smell a new health fad! Actually, all we can smell is that cheese pizza (Yes, we sniffed our computer screen), AND THAT'S ALL WE WANT RIGHT NOW. *Sigh* Junk food, you win again.
The "Heart In My Hand (Live On The Beach)" singer once admitted to having a major sweet tooth, and now we totally get how he stays in such good shape via this Instagram photo -- by attending boot camp AND eating meals through bars? But we're kinda confused by the photo's caption, "Feeding me through my cage! lol." Does eating in a cage help Austin stay svelte, or are you supposed to put your food in a cage and eat it? Is there going to be a health plan book to explain his process? Meh. We'll just wait until we have the exact details. Until then, we're gonna eat whatever we want while we swoon over Austin. WAIT! Does swooning for hours help get you in shape? 'Cause we're gonna be SO ripped. So glad we can throw those "Insanity" DVDs away now.
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"Get Dumb" with will.i.am and K-pop's 2NE1's brand-new dancehall anthem.
Can we officially change will.i.am's name to "will.i.am gonna take over the entire planet with all the PHENOMENAL collabos coming from my next album, #willpower," already? OK, maybe that's a little long-winded, but between the recent release of Will's "Fall Down" with Miley Cyrus and now this EPIC dance smash with K-pop supergroup 2NE1 in "Gettin' Dumb," we're pretty sure that Will is already #winning, and the album hasn't even dropped yet (but it will on April 23!). Blackjacks (those are 2NE1 superfans, btw), it's time to LOSE YOUR ISH.
Listen to will.i.am featuring 2NE1, "Gettin' Dumb" after the jump.