We see you, Zayn Malik, trying to hide your smoke break while in London!
We know One Direction's Zayn Malik is an adult and super famous and can make his own decisions, but we still have to ask: WHY IS HE SMOKING!? WHYYYYYYYYYY?! We want to believe that the cigarette in his mouth is a metaphor for his being smoking hot, but we're not that naive. Of course we hyperventilate over the thought of wearing 1D adult onesies while tucking in our very own life-size cardboard cutout of Zayn into bed while singing him our lullaby version of "What Makes You Beautiful." Creepy? Kinda. But naive? NO WAY.
Check out more pictures of One Direction's Zayn Malik after the jump!
Cherri Bomb pull serious faces in their "Too Many Faces" video.
Remember that one time you said "I wish there were a band that sounded like Garbage, Foo Fighters, and My Chemical Romance and was named for '70s all-girl band The Runaways," and then we introduced you to Cherri Bomb and you thanked us profusely for showing you the best up-and-coming all girl band ever? Well, get ready to be even more grateful, 'cause we're showing you Cherri Bomb's brand-new video for "Too Many Faces," the latest single from This Is The End of Control.
+ Watch Cherri Bomb's "Too Many Faces" video after the jump.
Beyoncé shows us how to move in her latest Instagram photo.
Leave it to Beyoncé to turn her new Instagram account into a step-by-step dance guide -- THIS is what the photo app was designed for guys, not pictures of your food (no seriously, can y'all stop showing us pictures of your dinners?). We are seriously THIS close to formally asking the app's creators to change the name of Instagram to Beyoncégram, because she very clearly runs the world IRL and digitally.
The "I Was Here" singer shared the photo of her giving us some fashionable moves on Beyoncégram. (OK, Instagram, but see, it works so well!) We know she's probably just snapping cute poses in each panel (in some STELLAR leather pants), but because it's Bey, and everything she does is pure art, we prefer to think of these pics as Bey showing us what new moves we should be practicing. We need to get ready now since she's back in the recording studio!
But for real, can someone get to making a "Learn To Dance Like Beyoncé" phone app? That way we'll have a handy guide available to help us flawlessly execute our "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" moves at every wedding reception we attend.
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Nicki Minaj looks like a fashionable bottle of Pepto-Bismol in New York!
Do you think Nicki Minaj's favorite color is pink, guys?? (Um, obvs -- she named two albums and a fragrance after the hue.) I mean, normally we're all for Nicki's neon outfits, but her latest pink pantsuit kinda has her looking like a giant bottle of Pepto-Bismol. Perhaps this is Nicki's way of reminding us to pick up some stomach relief meds before we stuff our faces with 10 pounds of Thanksgiving turkey and 70 million pieces of pie? Let's take a minute to give thanks for Barbz's helpful suggestion... as well as her many interesting personalities.
The "Freedom" singer was snapped giving her best "OH MY GAWD, did someone just call me Mr. Bubbles?!" face while in New York for her appearance on "Good Morning America." As we know, Nicki isn't afraid of making fashion statements, but this pink ensemble Nicki's serving has us craving all sorts of cotton candy, bubble gum, strawberry sorbet, jawbreakers, and Laffy Taffy at the same time! Maybe that's what her new fashion line and rumored reality show could be all about -- dress like your favorite sweets?! We'd SO eat that up. (Also, can you tell that we're really ready to scarf down this weekend?)
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Adam Lambert hugs his 7-year-old fan, Erin, in South Africa.
Don't be fooled by Adam Lambert's edgy Glampire/platinum-blonde rock star style. Because at the end of the day, he has one of the biggest hearts EVER! Just look at this photo of the "Trespassing" singer giving a little girl a giant hug in South Africa. This scene is officially on our list of "Adam Lambert's Most Poetic Moments" -- also on this list is seeing Adam ride a Lisa Frank-ish unicorn.
The "VH1 Divas" host shared the photo of him hugging his little fan on Twitter along with the caption "Aww! Erin is so sweet!" Apparently, the 7-year-old has been one of Adam's fans since she first saw him on "American Idol" (she was 2 years old then, so that literally makes her a lifelong fan -- cred!). She even handed him a letter that read "Dear Adam, I like you. Love Erin xoxoxoxoxox." Guys! AWWWWW!
So, fellow GLAMBERTS, we have learned two VERY IMPORTANT lessons today: 1.) Come prepared with a letter for Adam and you could walk away with a hug AND 2.) we now all have to compete with adorbz little girls for the singer's attention.
Photo credit: Pacific Coast News/@adamlambert
Ke$ha looks, dare we say it, GLAMOROUS at the 2012 American Music Awards.
Maybe we're just too used to seeing Ke$ha run around in leather bathing suits, because seeing her show up to the 2012 American Music Awards looking FRESH TAH DEATH in couture basically caused our eyes to bug out of their sockets with WOW. There just aren't enough VA-VA VOOMS on the planet for Ke$ha looking this GORG! Between this look and her forthcoming acoustic Deconstructed EP, we're LOVING Ke$ha's new, stripped-down side. Also, let's give her a round of applause for leaving the bedazzlers, glitter, and glow-in-the-dark paint at the craft store this time around -- JK! (Kinda.)
The Warrior singer not only slayed her glammed-out/grown-up look on the red carpet, but she also killed her "Die Young" performance at the 40th annual award show. But don't worry, Ke$ha returned to her regularly scheduled style programming on stage when she danced around in a gold-encrusted leotard and rocked out/pounded on tribal drums alongside skeleton-faced dancers and Illuminati-friendly pentagram images like NBD. Now, THAT'S the beard-chomping girl we're
intimidated by used to!
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Justin Bieber gives his mom a "thanks for being my post-breakup date" kiss at the 2012 American Music Awards.
Since Selena Gomez is supposedly no longer Justin Bieber's official plus one (BTW, can we talk about how SADZ we still are about this!?), bro could have asked ANY GIRL ON THIS PLANET to the 2012 American Music Awards. But instead of inviting a Victoria's Secret model, Justin took his mom! Let's be honest: Along with buckets of ice cream, playing "Cry Me A River" on repeat, and maxing out your credit cards, everyone needs their mom to get through a breakup -- even award-winning artists like Biebs.
The Believe singer was snapped smooching his mom, Pattie Mallette, on the cheek while hitting the red carpet. Can we just talk about how awesome it is to be the mother of a famous heartthrob (she even wrote a book about it)? Like, to know that you raised a guy who performed the ish out of "As Long As You Love Me" and "Beauty And A Beat" AND THEN hit the stage with Justin to accept one of three separate AMAs -- it has to be every parent's dream, right?!
Can you think of a better way to thank your mom for all her unconditional love, support, and for changing your dirty diapers than by inviting her to brush elbows with A-list celebs like fellow AMA winners Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj? A-NOPE. (Sigh... Sorry we're not famous, mom.)
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Miley Cyrus gives us her fashionable take on Michael Jackson.
Miley Cyrus' AH-MAZING life is the BEST thing the internet has ever bestowed upon us (besides the discovery of Austin Mahone, obvs). So far we've lived vicariously through Miley's dog ownership, lap dances, studio collabs, and marriage proposals -- but like the fashionistas we wish we were, we especially love it when she plays dress-up. We remember all too well when Miley nailed her inner Nicki Minaj, and now she's got her own stylish take on the King Of Pop! She's just being Miley Jackson, guys!
The "Decisions" singer shared the photo on Twitter with the caption "All dressed up with no where to go. #pimpsuit." OK, so she doesn't look like an exact replica of Michael Jackson (nor like any pimp suit we've ever imagined), but you have to admit that Miley's red pants, sunglasses, and almost crotch-grab do resemble the "Man in the Mirror!"
With Miley hard at work on her new album, we'd like to imagine that Miley's getting inspired for new tunes by dressing up like famous pop stars before she hits the recording studio. It's either that or we have another singer looking to take on multiple personalities -- aka Miley IS Hannah Montana IRL!!!
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus
We Get By" has JoJo singing a whole new tune, and we like it!
JoJo has officially stepped outside the pop princess box. (Let's have a quick moment of silence to acknowledge the flawlessness of "Leave (Get Out)," shall we?) In just the last year alone, JoJo's revealed her confident (and VERY sexy) side in "Demonstrate," vulnerable side in "Disaster," and emotional side in her cover of Drake's "Marvin's Room." And finally, JoJo's new sound has culminated in her latest song, "We Get By," the first single to drop from her forthcoming mixtape, Agápe. (That's the Classical Greek word for spiritual love, guys.)
Listen to JoJo's "We Get By" after the jump.
The Wanted participate in Movemeber with some seriously creepy mustaches.
What would happen if The Wanted decided to give up on manscaping and grew scary mustaches instead? THIS PHOTO IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. While we're about all supporting our favorite heartthrobs' devotion to Movember (like Joe Jonas!), we have to draw the line somewhere. Annnd that line pretty much gets drawn at unibrows -- guys, go get some plucking pointers from Jared Leto (and we suggest you take them STAT!).
The "I Found You" singers shared this hilariously creepy photo (way creepier than their ghost stories, BTW) on their Facebook with the caption "And this... Well there are no words..." We were equally speechless until we frantically searched the 'net and discovered that the overgrown facial hair is fake (you may have already known that, but Lady Gaga's recent stints have pretty much spoiled our trust in pop stars for while).
Here's a helpful hint: If you're feeling just as weirded out by this image as we are, may we suggest that you clear your head immediately by studying superhot pictures of The Wanted instead? How about this one of the guys with their pants down or Jay McGuiness taking a shower? Ahh...we feel better already.
Photo credit: The Wanted's Facebook