It's really hard for people to concentrate when Rihanna struts the streets!
Once again, Rihanna has turned public streets into her personal catwalk as seen in this latest Instagram photo, which she captioned, "GET MY LOOK SOON: black cropped hoodie w/ attached mesh sleeves, black baggy rolled up denim w/ waxed on "G4LIFE" #PREORDER #RIVERISLAND #RIHverIslandGal." Apparently, RiRi's so fine, she stops traffic -- literally. Check out the cab driver in the background. The guy is driving and taking a pic of Ri at the same time! It's like, "WOAH, dude, don't drool and drive!"
Seriously, though, do you think that the first thing the 2013 VMA nominee does every morning is figure out which bare body part to flaunt that day? BUT CAN YOU BLAME HER? If we owned as much IDGAF swagger as Rihanna, we'd probably just go around the city completely naked (adorned in only our fanciest grill, obvs) because... WHY THE EFF NOT!? Yes, we're fully aware that you can get arrested for indecent exposure, but if we had her you-can-grate-cheese-on-these perfect abs, we're pretty confident we'd be able to woo ourselves out of any citation. If not, well, at least we'd have a DAMN foine mug shot to put in the ol' scrapbook.
Photo credit: @badgalriri
It's completely OK to be jealous of that parrot's proximity to Adam Lambert. Lord knows we are.
Even though Adam Lambert's probably trying to say "NBD, just hanging with a parrot. I win!" in the above photo, all we can focus on is the pure, unadulterated sexy pirate swagger he's serving out of every pixel! Ah, I am whisked away to my ultimate fantasy, where Captain Lambert and I become lost at sea while hunting for booty (as in treasure, GUYS!), and all I can do to pass the time is to sit there and let him serenade me with beautiful ballads like "Never Close ARRRRRR Eyes!" (Get it? Pirates say "Arrr," and the real song is "Never Close Our Eyes." Pirate jokes = comedy gold. FACT.)
The "Glee" cast member shared the bird-shouldered selfie on his Instagram along with the caption, "On dat Polly." How Adam scored the photo opp in the first place aside, we're kinda wondering why the parrot seems so camera-shy. If we managed to score a snapshot with the prince of glam, we'd smile BIG. But this bird is being such a little Anti-Paparazzi Polly! Unless... it's actually grabbing a front-row, all-access pass to Adam's NECK PORN. Uh oh, Glamberts, looks like we've got a whole new species of Stans to compete with -- Glam-birds.
Photo credit: Adam Lambert's Instagram
Take your time counting all the ripples in Austin Mahone's muscles. We'll wait!
At first we were all like, "Awww, look, Austin Mahone's using his Instagram as a dream board and posting aspirational bodybuilder photos to get in the workout zone." Then we read his caption, "Putting in work before the show! #gym #REDtour," and we were like, "AW, SHOOOOT! That pile o' buffness IS Austin!" It's not like we didn't already know that the "What About Love" singer was in shape, but this pic is just another friendly reminder that while we're busy counting how many Cheetos we can fit in our mouth at once (17), Austin's tallying the number of bench presses he can do in one rep (a-ba-zillion).
Clearly, the MTV VMA nominee doesn't use his hectic touring schedule as an excuse to not exercise -- working out is obvs a major part of Austin's preperformance ritual! (Related: If we were Taylor Swift, Austin's "Red" tourmate, we'd be making up allllll kinds of excuses to hit up Austin's green room before the show.) But seriously, if this whole pop star thing doesn't work out (and if he gets bored of climbing the Empire State Building and running board meetings), the guy should totally start his own fitness craze: the Mahomie-FLEX! We'd sign up, but ONLY if Austin promises to teach us shirtless. Yes, we only aspire to physical fitness when there are half-naked famous people involved -- WHAT OF IT!?
Photo credit: Austin Mahone's Instagram
Miley Cyrus' side-tongue makes another appearance at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards!
We were realllly hoping for another Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth date night on the red carpet at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. Instead, Miley's plus-one was, well, her tongue. And we know what you're thinking: "Um, Miley, your tongue can't be your date to an awards party!" And you would be right! But judging by the manyyy other moments where Miley threw out some side-tongue, we guess we're gonna have to make a plus-one exception. Much like Miley herself, THAT THING "CAN'T BE TAMED"! (No, really, we're positive it has a mind of its own.)
Anyway, Miley's tongue wasn't the only winner at the Teen Choice Awards: The BANGERZ singer took home three whole surfboards: "Choice Summer Song" (for "We Can't Stop"), "Candie Choice Style Icon," and "Choice TV Scene Stealer" for her appearance on "Two and A Half Men." And speaking of stealing scenes, we kinda feel bad for Miley's tongue -- it got snubbed out of a nomination in the same category! That thing shows up ERRRywhere -- in music videos, collabo photos, award-licking selfies -- it AT LEAST deserved one of those touching montage homages during the show, RIGHT!?
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Joe Jonas looks EXACTLY like his dog! Except, you know, less furry and much more handsome.
You know how they say that after a while dogs and their masters start to look alike? Well, it's totally happening in this photo of the Jonas Brothers' Joe Jonas and his pup -- NAILED IT! But seriously, where did the "First Time" singer even find his dog? In a cartoon?? We can't EVEN with those bulging eyes and that li'l bb fang sticking out! This pupper's (named Lola, #awww) expression looks exactly like mine when I hear that someone's brought donuts into the office and there's only one left. So basically, this dog is my spirit animal.
Since we already know that Joe's a big-time dog lover, it's not surprising that he would momentarily ignore his human guests to snap this sweeter-than-chugging-industrial-size-Pixy-Stix selfie. Seriously, though, this picture is giving us two GIGANTIC doses of happy -- one from Joe's canine mimicry, and the other from the fact that this image includes TWO JONAS BROTHERS WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF. (That's you in the back, right, Kevin?) If only we had a shirtless pic of Nick... OH WAIT, WE DO. Guh, puppies and hot bros with no shirts on, when does that calendar come out!?
Photo credit: @adamjosephj
Everybody calm down! Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still together!
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth may not be planning their wedding (YET), but let's just breathe a collective sigh of relief that, according to this photo of them attending the "Paranoia" premiere in L.A., the two still actually go out together! Like an IRL couple!! Don't you feel so much better knowing that even after all those pesky breakup rumors, Miley and Liam are still happily in love!? Plus, now that we don't have to worry about them, we can focus on other important things! Like, are Katy Perry and John Mayer back together? What about Jelenaa!? And most importantly, will Beyoncé ever reconcile with her once-long hair!? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SO MUCH FOR US TO WORRY ABOUT!?
The BANGERZ singer and her fiancé were snapped hitting the red carpet together for date night (you go to Applebee's for date night; celebs hit up red carpets for theirs), and while we're using this photo to assume that Miley and Liam are still very much together, we're also reminded that these two are the most perfect-looking fairy-tale couple ever! No, really, they're like if Barbie and Ken came to life (you know, if Ken was an Australian heartthrob and Barbie was a pixie cut-rocking twerking machine). Actually, maybe we're on to something. One Direction just got new dolls made of them, so why not an actual "Liam and Miley"-themed Barbie collection? Miley's doll could even pop her fave dance move! Yo, Mattel, MAKE IT TWERK.
Photo credit: Getty Images
Macklemore's going in for the Michael Jackson selfie!
Macklemore might be joking when he raps about thrifting through R. Kelly's, errr, unkempt bed sheets in "Thrift Shop" (#grossssss), but this photo basically proves that he wasn't kidding about LIVING for poppin' tags off vintage relics! Based on the above Instagram pic, captioned, "#macklejackson," we're assuming Mack's goal was to channel the late, great Michael Jackson! (Mock-military jacket FTW, but we're not so sure about those '60s-esque fringed pants.) Either that, or he wanted to show off his clever wordplay with an ON POINT hashtag. (Sorry, Carrie Bradshaw, but you've just been out-punned FOREVER.)
The "Same Love" singer may have also documented his Jackson-era outfit because he's just like us and needs some digital fashion feedback before the 2013 MTV VMAs! Obviously Macklemore wants to look as stylish as possible for the big night -- dude is nominated for SIX awards, after all. (Fun fact: That's the same amount of Moonmen Justin Timberlake is nominated for!) Sure, Mac's already made VMA history by being the first independent artist to DOMINATE, but we really can't think of a better way for him to continue his winning streak than by getting all done up like the King Of Pop at the VMAs. The only thing we want now is for Macklemore to do a solid crotch grab if/when he walks onstage to accept a Kaws Moonman. (Go big or go home, MMMkay?)
Photo credit: @macklemore
Justin Bieber scoots around on a... Segway!?
You know how when you see some rando jetting through the mall on a Segway, your immediate response is "LAME"? (Think: Every Gob-related scene on "Arrested Development" ever.) Well, apparently the electronic two-wheeler can add a modicum of swagger to its name thanks to Justin Bieber, who rode one backstage at a recent concert. It makes sense -- pop stars are just too busy to walk! And besides, it's not like he owns some other motorized vehicle that's soooooo much cooler than a Segway. Oh, wait, he's got a Batmobile. OK, but after that? Hmm, probably the Bat Bike. FINE, but then after that!? A Segway, obvs!
The "Believe"-touring singer shared the photo of his latest mode of transportation on Instagram, calling his buddy Ryan Butler a "creeper" in the caption. (Shout-out to Ryan's excellent photo-bombing skillz!) Anyway, we can't be that shocked over Bieber's chosen mode of transportation -- this ain't his first time at the Segway rodeo. (Please let there be Segway rodeos.) What we ARE surprised (and EXTREMELY disappointed) at, however, is that the Biebs isn't shirtless! Doesn't he understand that we've officially come to expect him to do everything in life while topless?! Plus, riding a Segway shirtless would have been at least as cool as riding a motorcycle fully clothed... definitely cooler than rollerblading while wearing his homeland's traditional uniform (an all-denim "Canadian tuxedo").
Photo credit: Justin Bieber's Instagram
Forget shining bright like a diamond -- Rihanna's glittering in a new gold grill!
We know the show "Intervention" was canceled, but is there any chance we could revive it for a special celebrity edition starring Rihanna? It looks like girl has a grill addiction and needs help STAT! Sure, it's OK to rock mouth bling for special occasions: Ri's got a grill for dinner engagements, one for when she wants to blind fans with her karats, and now one that kinda looks like an abstract harpoon gun -- you know, for when she
twerks on a boat goes whale watching! But when is enough ENOUGH?! At what point does grill-wearing go from an innocent passion to a full-on obsession?! WHEN HAS IT ALL GONE TOO FAR!??!?! (Sorry, I'm flashing back to my onetime Beanie Babies obsession/intervention. It was a dark time in my life.)
The diamond-wearing singer shared the photo of her flashy new accessory on Instagram along with the caption, "She + AK." Basically, this photo is just another friendly reminder of Rihanna's IDGAF attitude, not to mention a big ol' "I DON'T CARE" to the dentists that say grills are bad for your teeth. Sooo with that in mind, we might as well encourage Rihanna's grill obsession and suggest that she gets a custom one made to resemble the newly revamped KAWS Moonman! She could wear it at the MTV VMAs! That way, whether or not she wins the "Best Female Video" award, she still has a sparkly keepsake to add to her ever-growing collection. Ri wins either way!
Photo credit: @badgalriri
Miley and Tish Cyrus have a mother-daughter beach day!
Sorry to be a Debbie Downer, but there are only a handful of super summer-y days left in the season (WOMP WOMMMMMP). That's why we're so thrilled to see Miley Cyrus and her mom, Tish Cyrus, hitting up the beach! Miley shared the photo on Twitter along with the caption, "It's mommy time." Though we wonder how Miley found said mommy time?? From dropping her next single, "Wrecking Ball," to putting the finishing touches on her forthcoming album (which Miley just revealed will be titled BANGERZ!!!!) to readying her nerves for a potential VMA win for one of three nominations -- girlfriend's sched is insane! Also, all that twerking/strutting Miley's been doing in Brooklyn's subway tunnels has got to be exhausting. Girl deserves some R&R to rest all dat sass!
Watch Miley Cyrus take over the Brooklyn Subway after the jump!