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If it seems like only last year when Justin Bieber was 16, it's because only last year, Justin Bieber was 16. But today Justin Bieber turns 17! Which begs the question, what do you get for the boy who has everything (fame, hair, Selena Gomez). Well, that's where we come in. Check out five things Justin Bieber should get for his 17th birthday.
1.) His Own Cereal: For an ordinary famous kid, having his face on a box of Wheaties might be a big thrill. Not for Justin. If they really want to make him happy, they're going to have to change the name of the cereal brand, itself. Call 'em Biebies.
2.) His Own Avatar: No, not like, his own message board avatar. I mean, dude should get James Cameron to create his own Na'vi-style "Avatar." Cars are cool and all, but if you were Bieber, wouldn't you rather be riding on a Mountain Banshee?
3.) His Own Laser Tag Arena: Justin Bieber's 16th year had very few low points, but one tough break came when he got involved in an alleged altercation at Planet Lazer Entertainment Center in Richmond, British Columbia. Easy solution to this problem: Give Bieber his own laser tag park for his birthday.
4.) A Sidekick: Despite his global celebrity, when Justin Bieber hangs out with other stars he is often viewed as the sidekick or, in "Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom" terms, the Short Round to their Dr. Jones. This needs to stop. We need to get little buddy a little buddy of his own. Justin Bieber needs a sidekick.
5.) A Time Machine To Take Him Back In Time So He Could Have A Normal Life Of School And Teenage Dreams: JUST KIDDING.