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Nicki Minaj looked as cute as usual, albeit unusually covered up at the launch party for the Samsung Infuse 4G For AT&T at Milk Studios on in Hollywood. Although, the horizontal and vertical lines that cross paths between her legs and her heaving bodice are enough to make us a little dizzy, but that's probably the point.
The Harajuku Barbie gave some good face, too, sporting a short, blonde bob and painter's cap that will surely send us down a YouTube rabbit hole searching for clips of "Saved By The Bell." It's not easy to give a sartorial shout-out to Lisa Turtle, but Nicki's zany '90s look definitely brings to mind Bayside High, chocolate shakes at The Max and Principal "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?" Belding.
Good luck keeping Slater's filthy paws off this teen queen.