OMG, it's PROM TIME, guys. High schoolers all over the country are currently on the look out for the best prom dresses, the best places to take the after-parties, and other things that go down at prom that we won't elaborate on. Being that our prom was
several just a few years ago, we're missing it like cray. We want to go back!
Instead of being the old people who show up and crash the teens-only party, we made up a fake (but amazing) Prom Court of all of our Buzzworthy faves! (We know it's Homecoming that has the court, but it's the internet and we make our own rules around here. Get used to it.) Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber took home the coveted title of Prom Queen and King, and we named Taylor Swift Prom Princess. Because a girl with that many sparkly dresses cannot NOT be a princess.
Take a look through all the pals we'd want with us in our prom limo in Buzzworthy's POP STAR PROM COURT PHOTO GALLERY, and let us know if we made the right choices with all of our superlatives below the jump. You know -- "Classiest Couple" goes to Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Taylor Momsen gets "Most Likely To Spike The Punch," and the "Most Adorable BFFs" are definitely Rihanna and Katy Perry. Best. Prom. EVER!
Victoria Beckham gets to hug David Beckham on the regular. WE KNOW.
I honestly kind of thought that when Victoria Beckham wasn't busy posing perfectly on the red carpet and David Beckham wasn't busy taking over billboards with that insanely handsome face of his, the two of them went home and promptly situated themselves in their cryogenic chambers, only to come out again when it was time to make all the world cripplingly jealous one more time. But nay, y'all. It looks like the most good-looking couple in the world actually like, hang out like normal people every once in a while. Who knew?
Victoria and David took in the sights at a Lakers game in L.A. recently, and Victoria slyly copped a feel for all the women around the world. JK, she was hugging her immortal beloved, but let's just all take a moment to imagine what that's like... Ahhh, I'm sorry! That was really unfair that I just made you imagine that! Maybe in your next life, people.
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Joe Jonas and younger brother Frank share a Slurpee.
How do we love Joe Jonas? Let us count the ways. Just when you thought the dude was all about taking his shirt off in public and dating Brazilian models, Joe took the time out on Twitter to remind us that he's also a big brother! Joe and Bonus Jonas (little bro Frankie) did their best "Zoolander" impressions with a couple of Slurpees recently, and we're currently getting this photo blown up to poster size. Joe tweeted, "Slurpee time with Frank the tank," and we died. "Frank the tank." OMG.
We're hoping we get to see more of "Frank the tank" on Kevin Jonas' new reality show "Married To Jonas." If he's anything like his brothers, he's hilarious, talented and we kind of want to marry him. But we think we'll have to wait a few years.
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Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson welcome baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson!
It HAPPENED, people. It actually happened! After an approximate 118-month pregnancy, Jessica Simpson and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, welcomed a bouncing little baby girl into the world: Maxwell Drew Johnson! After a (VERY) long, hard road, Jess gave birth Tuesday morning, May 1. So yes, that means she gifted the world another female Taurus, and coming from a fellow female Taurus, we're totally the best people ever. (We also have a strong sense of self-esteem!)
Congratulations to the lovely couple, congratulations to Jessica Simpson's feet for enduring the last nine months (she refused to wear flats!) and welcome to the world, baby Maxwell! We can't wait to watch a reality show featuring you and your adorable cousin, Bronx Mowgli! "Bronx & Max Take Day Care." Call me, E!
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The 2012 MTV Movie Awards nominees are here! The show airs live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif., on Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET/PT, so tune in to see who takes home the most golden popcorn statues. And as we previously told you, fun. is performing in an homage to the greatest party movies of all time! Get your "SPRING BREEEEAK!/ I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!" screams ready, people.
Obviously we're looking forward to the big categories -- Best Male Performance, Best Female Performance and Movie of the Year -- but we also can't wait to see who goes home victorious in five new categories: Best Music, Best On-Screen Transformation, Best Gut-Wrenching Performance, Best Cast and Best On-Screen Dirtbag. Only at the Movie Awards would LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" (from "21 Jump Street") go head-to-head against College featuring Electric Youth's "A Real Hero" (aka, the song that made "Drive" so effing good). And the best part -- we'll never tell who we're voting for!
+ Check out the full list of 2012 MTV Movie Awards nominees, and head over to MovieAwards.MTV.com to vote for your favorite flicks starting Tuesday at 8 a.m. ET. The 21st annual MTV Movie Awards air live Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET!
Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new video, 'Dark Side'
Flawless queen Kelly Clarkson is getting ready to hit us with a new music video, "Dark Side," and the wait is already much too long for our liking. Kelly was spotted on the set of the video this past weekend in Los Angeles, and it looked like she was having a ball. Props to Kel for being able to keep those sandals on (that we're kind of hoping don't actually show up anywhere in the video) while jumping in the air -- as someone born with literally not one iota of grace, I find this feat beyond admirable.
We're glad Kelly's quenching our Clarkson thirst before she heads out on tour this summer with The Fray and Carolina Liar. I mean this in the best possible way, but what kind of roller coaster of emotions is that tour going to be?! While The Fray's on you'll be texting your ex you want to get back together, and then Kel will take the stage and you'll tell him to go eff himself. I want to go to there!
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Hayley Williams in a Paramore shirt. Meta!
Hayley Williams is such a good sport, guys. To show her support to her Paramore fans, Hayley posted this photo to her Tumblr on national "Wear Your Paramore Shirt" day. (We're pretty sure that's not a real thing. At least not yet -- and why isn't it?!) Hayley wrote, "This happens to be my favorite P-more shirt ever made. It was the first band merch Fueled By Ramen ever made for us… and we only gave them out to people who preordered our first album, All We Know Is Falling. So there's that story." Not only do we love that Hayley's got the OG Paramore merch and it's still in mint condition, but we love her storytelling skills. I end most of my short fiction writing with "So there's that story." Supereffective.
So yes, the point of this post is to show you Hayley Williams pimping her own band. And to remind you that she's the cutest. You are welcome, come again!
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Check out Usher's latest with Rick Ross, 'Lemme See.'
When Usher asks you to "let him see" like he does on his new Rick Ross-assisted joint "Lemme See" from his upcoming album, Looking For Myself, you let him see. He's asking nicely, people. It's only polite.
Listen to Usher's "Lemme See" featuring Rick Ross after the jump.
Rihanna dances her ass off in her 'Where Have You Been' video.
I'm pretty sure the only reason Rihanna even makes music videos is to remind her adoring public that she is seriously hotter than 99 percent of the entire human race. So in case you guys don't think that first thing in the morning every day already (am I the only one?), Ri's new video "Where Have You Been" is here to remind you: Rihanna is hot in water. Rihanna is hot in MC Hammer pants. Rihanna is so hot that her hands are literally on (CGI) fire at one point. Homegirl's smokin.'
Watch Rihanna's "Where Have You Been" video after the jump.
Taylor Swift, Dianna Agron and friends dress up for Dianna's circus-themed birthday party.
Is it too much to ask to get invited to just one Taylor Swift dress-up party? After seeing her and BFF Selena Gomez go H.A.M. on some cupcakes while sporting girly dresses (and sweatpants on Selena) last week, now seeing her at "Glee" star Dianna Agron's circus-themed birthday party is making us super jealous. I totally have the perfect ringmaster costume! (Don't ask.) Also, we're really into the whole tiger thing, Tay. It's working for you. (#hubbahubba)
The "Sparks Fly" singer tweeted this weekend, "The most magical night at @DiannaAgron's circus themed birthday party!" And we're all, "Um, is this an 'attractive persons only' birthday party?" I mean, seriously. Taylor Swift, Dianna Agron and Selena Gomez are like the Pretty Pretty Princesses of BFFs. Is that even allowed?
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