Guys, it's Taylor Swift's 23rd birthday today (happy birthday, bb!), and that got us thinking: Sometimes, the best gifts are the most thoughtful gifts, amirite? It's like, maybe we don't need to get Taylor this stunning Cartier Love Bracelet, because $5K is like chump change when you're one of the most paid chicks in the business. But instead, we'll just craft an extremely comprehensive list of bizarre cat-themed gifts and then proceed to get her EVERYTHING ON THAT LIST! Because remember how Taylor is obsessed with her cat Meredith? Of course you do! So what better way to honor the start of Taylor's precious 23rd year on this earth than by giving her a well-curated collection of cat-related things? Also, Taylor, try not to flip out when you see the cat-themed toilet seat. Honestly, you're SO welcome.
1. This inflatable unicorn horn for cats.
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We're all very acquainted with Taylor's cat Meredith, and we're also very well acquainted with Taylor's love for playing dress-up, so an item that enables Taylor to play dress-up with her cat? Need we say more? Best Taylor gift of life.
2. This Cat DJ deck.
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If there's a better way of combining Taylor's love of music with her love of cats, we cannot find it! Because have you ever seen anything more perfect for Taylor and Meredith than a turntable made for a cat? This product is ahead of its time.
3. This bar of soap that smells like cat food.
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True cat lovers (like Taylor) don't actually mind smelling like cat food all day, which is why this cat food-scented bar of soap is the perfect addition to what we're assuming is Taylor's already floral-scented bathroom. We wouldn't necessarily recommend that Taylor use this in the shower before, say, doing the "Dirty Dancing" lift with Harry Styles, but she should feel free to use it any and all other times!
4. These amazing cat heels.
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We're not sure there's anything more perfect for a hip, young, fashionable cat lover (no, that's not an oxymoron) than superhigh heels with embroidered cats all over them. Taylor already has several pairs of cat flats, and we reckon it's about time she add a giant chunky heel to her ever-growing collection of cat-themed footwear.
Check out more cat-related gifts for Taylor Swift after the jump!