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Just a few months ago, you would NEVER have heard the words "meat" and "dress" together in the same SENTENCE, let alone consecutively. And since Lady Gaga showed up to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards wearing a sartorial slab of sirloin or something, the phrase makes its way into like, 23 percent of our conversations--well, on Buzzworthy, anyway.

The latest in meat dress news? You can now BUY a meat dress! Well, not the ACTUAL FACTUAL beef frock worn by Lady Gaga (let's hope that's somewhere safe and sound, like in a trash basket far, far away.

New York City's Old Homestead Steakhouse, has designed a one-of-a-kind (VERY couture, friends) meat costume made of 112 pounds of raw meat, including a 32-ounce rib eye steak hat and petite filet mignon shoes. This highly perishable Halloween costume can be yours for just $100,000! Or you can go for the mini meat dress for like $7.99.

For $100,000, you could probably get famed CHANEL designer Karl Lagerfeld to handcraft you a bespoke gown complete with diamond accents. But why would you want CHANEL when you could have a MEAT DRESS?

+ What would you spend on a meat dress? Let us know in the comments?

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How could they DO this to Justin Bieber? And by "they," we mean Portuguese teen mag "Todateen Star." On their latest cover, featured on Celebuzz, they plastered a fiercely feminine version of Justin Bieber looking more like an American Girl doll than like himself.

Spokespeople at "Todateen Star" denied that they used Photoshop to "wind back the clock" of Bieber's facial gifts to the world. "We could not help noticing your comments and tweet from the picture of Justin on the cover of "Todateen Star," the magazine posted on their website (thanks to the The Huffington Post's translation), "We would like to say that there was no change made in the area of the singer's eyes. We had a technical problem that darkens certain areas of the photo." Maybe like his lips? And eyes? He practically looks like Taylor Momsen!

The magazine added, "We also want to say that all of us find Justin very naturally beautiful. We'd never think it's necessary to alter pictures of him. Natural beauty says it all, right?"

Using Photoshop to make someone into a zombie is one thing. But painting Justin Bieber's face as though he were entering a beauty pageant is another.

+ Tell us: What do you think of this Justin Bieber's ostensibly Photoshopped magazine cover?

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It seems this week is all about a tale of two Taylors! Yesterday, we discussed that Taylor Swift was reportedly dating Hollywood hunk Jake Gyllenhaal. And for today, it's Gossip Girl star and The Pretty Reckless singer/ songwriter Taylor Momsen, who appeared to be celebrating Halloween almost a week early at the Tokidoki x Onitsuka Tiger Sneaker Collection launch. The event took place at The Roxy Theatre in Los Angeles last night with a feature performance by The Pretty Reckless and DJ set by Taryn Manning.

Eyeliner enthusiast Taylor Momsen decided it was appropriate to wow the crowd with visible underthings, what looks to be a Spiderwoman-esque fishnet-esque body stocking over top of said underthings, red smokey eye makeup and her standard vampy lip. Because Taylor Momsen hates pants, she's of course not wearing them. Her platinum blonde hair is Rapunzel-long as usual (and looks a lot like Lady Gaga's long blonde hair), but she's decorated it festively with some retro Christina Aguilera bright red streaks. Maybe in time for Christmas?

We want to believe this Tokidoki x Onitsuka Tiger Sneaker Collection launch was indeed a costume-only event. But Taylor Momsen's commitment to ghoulish makeup and costumes the other 364 days of the year as well make us think otherwise.

Weigh in, guys! Was Taylor Momsen's zombie moment Halloween holiday focused, or was this just another day for our "Little J."?

+ Watch Buzzworthy's The Pretty Reckless interview:

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Taylor Swift has come far from the days of Taylor + Taylor (Lautner, obviously) and Joe Jonas. Lately, the 20-year-old country-pop phenom just LOVES to kick it with an older dude! And it's speculated that Taylor Swift's moved on from notorious serial dater/chronic TMI-er John Mayer. It's been reported that Taylor "Fearless"-ly called John Mayer out on his "dark and twisted games" on her new song, "Dear John." And to prove that John Mayer is SO earlier-this-year, Taylor Swift has been seen spending time with steamy Jake Gyllenhaal, who's 9 years older than her. If the rumors are true, we think this liaison is an upgrade worthy of a PARADE. Prince of Persia's Jake Gyllenhaal is mind-bogglingly beautiful.

Multiple sources spotted Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal out in New York City, and Taylor even brought him to the Saturday Night Live set where her bestie Emma Stone was hosting last weekend. The pair were also reportedly seen walking around Brooklyn together, and they just went apple-picking together. Maybe Taylor's over rock stars as potential suitors and has returned to Hollywood for boyfriend fodder?

Are you guys into this unlikely pair? Or did you prefer when Taylor Swift dated within her age-bracket (and name, in the latter case) with Joe Jonas and Taylor Lautner? OR, were you pro "John Tayer"? Sound off in the comments!

+ Watch Live Performances From The "Taylor Swift Live From New York City" 'Speak Now' Release Party.

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Thirteen-year-old Greyson Chance just premiered his new song, "Waiting Outside The Lines," on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." Justin Bieber-esque (from a hairspiration and medium of the genesis of his stardom standpoint!) Greyson is signed to Ellen's new record label eleveneleven. That Ellen is quite the renaissance woman, right? We wonder who else is on her radar.

Greyson Chance initially regaled YouTubers with his rendition of Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi," which garnered over 32 MILLION views. Also, get psyched: His new single "Waiting Outside The Lines" is available on iTunes today. Greyson showcases his amazing voice in the piano-driven pop track. Could he veer into rap territory next à la Bieb? Who can ever know?

Here's what Greyson has to say about the debut of "Waiting Outside The Lines": "I'm so excited for everyone to hear my first single. This song comes from the heart, and I hope and pray that my fans can use it to 'escape' from all of the pressures of life. I can't wait for everyone to take this journey with me."

What do you guys think? Do you want to be in Greyson Chance's carry-on on his journey? Is Greyson bound for Bieber levels of stardom? Or are you over the hype?

+ Listen to Greyson Chance's "Waiting Outside The Lines."

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Today the upgraded trilogy set of epic flick (epflick?) Back to the Future comes out on Blu-ray. It's also the 25th anniversary of the exact date Marty McFly time traveled in the movie. Though remakes tend to be disappointing, in the spirit of nostalgia (that is, after all, the major message of the movie) and pop culture, we’ve decided a reimagining of the time-travel treasure is in order. In fact, if we start casting this situation now, we’ll be pretty much exactly on schedule for an Oct. 26, 2015 opening date--the exact date Marty travels to in the movie’s sequel. AND we’ve (in our heads) cast the perfect Millennial Marty McFly: Justin Bieber! We know, this is heavy. Stay with us.

OK, Justin Bieber was made for this role. First off, just like Michael J. Fox, who plays the main character in the original version, he’s Canadian. He also kinda-sorta looks like a teenaged MJF (who was 24, BTW, when he was cast in the part). Justin Bieber’s an experienced actor, thanks to his experience shooting the soon-to-be-released 3-D movie Never Say Never. And we don’t have to tell YOU guys that he’s musically adaptable enough to sing and play a mean “Johnny B. Good.”

We’re pretty sure this is Justin Bieber's thespian “density.” In the slightly paraphrased sage words of George McFly, he needs to get his “damn hands” ON this role.

Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale: Have your people call Bieber's people, ‘kay? To the flux capacitor!!

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Guys, I’m pretty sure that the father of linguistics, Noam Chomsky, would even agree that this is a totally never-before-uttered phrase: I want to look as classically sleek, polished, and downright glamorous as Lady Gaga does in photo of her in London yesterday.

It seems a trip to London is all it takes for the Lady Gaga's Madonna 2.0 transformation we discussed earlier last week from stage five to at LEAST stage 10. I know because I’m a Lady Gaga/Madonna-ologist. It’s very Madonna circa her Reinvention tour. And once again, check out Gaga's new blonde hair! It's a shade ACTUALLY found in nature! Lady Gaga’s follicular Heidi Montag version 3.0 moment is killing me softly. It’s clearly inspired by Barbie (which, let's be real, Heidi is as well).

I’d really like to see what kind of eye makeup Gaga has going on under those fantastic oversize black shades, and that red lip is the stuff Fashion Week runway dreams are made of.

Lady Gaga, you clean up well! Could this perfect storm of chic be the effect of your new (reported) status as a married lady? And what do you think of Gaga's true blonde look? Yay or nay? Weigh in!

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My inner queen is counting down the DAYS until Burlesque comes out next month. Christina Aguilera's due for some seriously glamorous escapades since her unfortunate recent split with hubby Jordan Bratman.

In honor of celebrating Christina's innate fabulousity, we've compiled this photo gallery of her best, brightest and most beautiful moments, from her "Genie in a Bottle" days to her X-tina phase to her current Marilyn Monroe throwback style. Here are some of her dirrty moments you may have forgotten.

Above, we have a spry young Christina Aguilera at the 1999 MTV VMAs. Check her healthy appreciation of a good leopard print!

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Remember when Christina's hair was consistently streaked with random Magic Marker shades? EVERYONE is doing that NOW! Christina so started that! Parenthetically, here she performed at MTV's TRL with grape-hued "lowlights."

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And last, Christina rocked her huge "Moulin Rouge" hair during her "Lady Marmalade" days of 2001. Here, she's snapped in full 19th-century France regalia complete with robin's egg blue eye shadow at the "Wango Tango" concert series in L.A.

+ CHECK OUT BUZZWORTHY'S BEST OF CHRISTINA AGUILERA PHOTO GALLERY FOR MORE CHRISTINA AGUILERA PHOTOS!

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Kelly Osbourne's ditched her granny hair (though we have to admit she pulled it off better than some), lost some pounds and is looking quite svelte and super. (It's unfortunate that gigs on Dancing With The Stars can't be a viable weight-loss program for laypeople, right?)

Shopping site Bluefly invites you to take a little look-see inside Kelly Osbourne's boudoir. In the video, Kelly goes through her closet item by item--Chanel, Balmain and Dolce & Gabbana--and includes little self-deprecating anecdotes about each piece. Not related, but necessary to disclose: We want to steal her yellow tufted Mad Men-esque headboard!)

Kelly Osbourne's little cottage in the Hollywood Hills has little knickknacks, collectibles and pictures of her famous family all over the joint. BONUS: Kelly Osbourne apparently has a MASSIVE collection of vintage Barbie paraphernalia that's nothing short of spectacular--though apparently Tori Spelling snapped up the rest of the Barbie collection before Kelly could. Hate it when that happens!

It's also reported that Kelly Osbourne is working on a fashion collection. By the looks of her epic closet, it seems this gal knows a thing or three about clothes.

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Does this look like a married woman to you? Also, has Lady Gaga ditched her Crayola 8-pack hair hues in favor of a shade of blonde-found-in-nature? It could be that the bride wore leather, studs and black lace and major platforms as a not-so-traditiona-and-yet-very-Gaga getup for her nuptials.

Some news outlets are claiming that Lady Gaga and boyfriend Luc Carl had a secret commitment ceremony in Greece. It seems the crisp air of Rocktober makes pop stars wanna say "I do" in far-flung lands--Katy Perry and Russell Brand tied the knot this weekend in India, after all.

The singer, 24, and Luc Carl, 29, have been dating off and on for years, though it may not be a "Bad Romance" after all. Just last month, reports surfaced that Gaga and Luc Carl were headed to the altar. Meanwhile, The Sun reports that Gaga's maybe-wedding ceremony was just a gesture, and that the couple plans on saying "I do" in a real wedding in the near future.

We hope this is true. I envision select Grade-A filet-mignon meat bridesmaid dresses and impossibly enormous shades to accompany what can only be a doozy of an affair. What do you think? Is Lady Gaga actually Mrs. Carl? Comment away!

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