Hold on to your half gloves, monsters, because we just got word that a book dedicated to Lady Gaga's stranglehold on outrageous fashion is slated to hit stores -- and runways -- September 14.
The book, which is called "Lady Gaga: Critical Mass," will feature 120 full-color photographs of Gaga's best outfits, in addition to running commentary by New York magazine scribe Lizzy Goodman.
Now, we've yet to sneak a peek at the pages, but if I were a betting woman, I'd say the following Gagalicious ensembles would have to be included in the book, don't you think?
1.) Armani Suit And Philip Treacy Hat at 2010 Grammys: I feel bad for whoever had to sit behind her at the Staples Center.
2.) Disco-Ball Bra And Undies at 2007 Lollapalooza: Before Gaga went blonde -- and ambitious -- she was still rocking her gogo roots. Sure, the outfit's not as visually stimulating as this one, but it's a reminder of where she came from -- and, hopefully, that she's never going back.
3.) Alexander McQueen Red Lace Dress at 2009 VMAs: Sure, she looked like the dude from Static-X -- or, at the very least, the Slim Jim guy -- but sometimes it's all about fashion, not function. Plus, 20/20 vision is so overrated.
4.) Armani Prive Dress at 2010 Grammys: Kind of puts a whole new spin on the phrase "the world revolves around her." (Get it? Spin? She's holding an orb? I'll be here all night, folks. Be sure to tip your bartender.)
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5.) Bubble Dress at 2009 Grammys Celebration Concert Tour: This is the outfit that launched a thousand Halloween costumes. Thanks, Gaga! Now I finally have a shot at winning Best Dressed.
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