
+ Finally, we get some confirmation from the people who change Britney Spears' batteries each day that yes, she IS dating her agent Jason Trawick (much to her daddy's delight, because the guy also happens to be one of her brother Bryan's best buds). Between numerous tour dates in Europe, dates with Jason, (play)dates with her kids, and U.S. tour dates just added, poor Brit Brit should be so GRATEFUL that she has all these people in her life! She's a fuggin' ROOMBA without a tray to empty!! <beep bop boo bop> (People)
+ Speaking of blondes with doting daddies, Jessica Simpson roamed around NYC last night with her chicken cutlets pressed up into her chin for no apparent reason. (What Would Tyler Durden Do)
+ It's just boobs and babes today at Buzzworthy!!! AaaaHOOOOOOga! Former Spice Girl and footballer's wife Victoria Beckham was spotted in London superbly shipshape, with nary a nippenstruden left to the imagination. Thanks Tore! (Agent Bedhead)
+ We're not sure how we feel about this, but fashion-forward Kanye West (after cooing about how amazing she is) announced that he's going on tour with Lady Gaga (no opener, just two performers side by side). Personally, we think HE should be opening for HER! (MTV News)
+ Also, while vacationing in Hawaii, it looks like Lady Gaga was fishin' for shrimp and caught one -- by the name of "Speedy." Jay kay -- it's her longtime boyfriend. Not kidding about his name being "Speedy" (wonder if he is insecure about her beasti-- bisexuality). Oh - and she's not. wearing. ANY. makeup. so prep yourself for that. (Daily Mail)
+ We told you yesterday about Miley Cyrus twisting into a Twitter tizzy about Nick Jonas and her boyfriend Justin Gaston breaking up. But that's not all! She's puttin' her foot down and screamin' to news outlets everywheres! Her Tweets are "not news people!" (Twitter)
+ And here's those crazy kids bein' all cutesy wutesy tootsey on the set of "Before The Storm," the song that the Jonas Brothers wrote and she and Nick Jonas recorded together (again, yesterday's news but we GOTTA KEEP YOU UPDATED!!!). (Socialite Life)








