All that you see before you AND MORE are going down tonight on the MTV EMA!
So maybe we're a little late on this, but how would y'all like to start learning a word of Dutch a day to prepare for the Amsterdam-hosted 2013 MTV EMA? Sure, it's, um, TONIGHT, but better late than never, yeah? OK, today's word is "vlekkeloos," which roughly translates in English to "FLAWLESS YAAAAASS." Trust us, if that's the only word of Dutch you know for tonight's awards ceremony, you'll be more than fine. K?
Why are we so confident? Ummm, have you been living under a rock? (Guhh, what's your damage, Heather? DROP THE ROCK, HEATHER.) Only insanely amazing performances from Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Bruno Mars, and... you know what? Let's give every effing "vlekkeloos" thing the time it deserves. Let's go!
1.) UNIDENTIFIED TWERKING OBJECT
While we have no clue which Bangerz track Miley will perform tonight at the EMA ("4x4"? "SMS (Bangerz)"? "Do My Thang"?), we do know that it will be alien-themed. Oh, and that she'll possibly be wearing a Red Foo-inspired Speedo. So, that's what, like, two questions answered and forty-five gah-jillion raised? BWARGH.
2.) ARIANA VS. AUSTIN
Since the Artist On The Rise category was announced, Ariana Grande and Austin Mahone have been neck and neck for votes. Which one of the two young stars will take it on home? Or, will Bridgit Mendler, Cody Simpson, Cher Lloyd, or Lorde come up from behind with some odd 15-million votes they've found behind the couch? WE SHALL SEE.
Find out more things you absolutely can't miss tonight on the 2013 MTV EMA after the jump.