Just as sure as the stars in the sky, Justin Bieber's new "All That Matters" video is just, like, sex on sex on sex on sex with an order of sex on the side. (You know, because of that gluten allergy.) The Colin Tilley-directed clip for one of JB's many #MusicMondays releases is equal parts sultry, steamy, and, um, makeout-filled.
In fact, the only things distracting us from all the super sensual, pelvic-thrusty stuff going on between the "PYD" crooner and his stunning costar are a motorcycle, an old-school film projector, blue and red color filters, a dripping wet hunk of ice, and not much else.
This is truly Justin's Usher in "U Remind Me" moment -- his Justin Timberlake in "Like I Love You" turning point. And obviously, we wouldn't turn back if you paid us. So, c'mere. Let's revel in Justin Bieber's newly unveiled level of sexytimes-having manhood the only way we know how: a mini GIF wall!!!!
Watch Justin Bieber's "All That Matters" video, and check out more GIFs after the jump.
You guys ready to rock? Uh oh...
Grouplove's new video for "Shark Attack," the second single off their sophomore album, Spreading Rumours, is kinda like a "Would you rather?" question set to motion. In the Cameron Duddy-directed clip, that epic stumper is, "Would you rather perform some L.A. twee dance rock, uninvited, at a quinceañera thrown by the sternest father ever or at the heaviest, metal-est, heavy metal party of all time?" The answer: NOPE. NEITHER. BYE.
Watch Grouplove's "Shark Attack" video after the jump.
Leona Lewis has the holidays on lock!!
Ever wonder what THE perfect holiday getaway looks like? Like, the kind portrayed in L.L. Bean and/or American Eagle catalogs? Well, look no further than Leona Lewis' "One More Sleep" video!
Watch Leona Lewis' "One More Sleep" video after the jump.
Oh, Gaga, what big eyes you have!
Rocket No. 9, blast off to Japan! While we were all busy stuffing our faces full of FOOOOOOD which then became LEFTOVER FOOOOOOD this past weekend, Lady Gaga was all over Tokyo promoting the eff out of ARTPOP. Her promo methods included TV appearances, live performances, life-size "GAGADOLLs," and even a long-prophesied reunion with Hello Kitty herself. Yep, you heard that right. Sit down, strap in, and get ready for a super kawaii ride.
To start, the "Do What U Want" singer debuted a cartoonishly cute look featuring giant anime-inspired eyes drawn over her actual eyelids. (Similar to her red carpet styling at the 2011 MTV Japan Video Music Awards, but, like, NEXT LEVEL.) If we had to say, we believe that the aesthetic can best be summed up as either "Botticelli's 'Birth Of Venus' (The Harajuku Remix)" or the human-size version of Gaga's childhood mermaid doll. Take your pick.
Check out Gaga's fateful meeting with Hello Kitty, plus videos of her doll eyes in action after the jump.
Fall Out Boy stumble into a horrifying hospital in their "Where Did The Party Go" video.
"I'm here to collect your heart," Patrick Stump sings in the opening lines of Fall Out Boy's "Where Did The Party Go." Dude, nobody thought you meant that literally.
In the song's just-released video, a bloody-faced, hook-handed, evil-eyed (but still impeccably dressed) Stump is on the loose, and he's not gonna stop until he gets what he wants -- which is blood, yes, but also a sick dance party.
Watch Fall Out Boy's "Where Did The Party Go" video after the jump. Read More...
You got some 'splaining to do, missy!
Ahhhh, Miley Cyrus! Miss Destiny Hope Wilhelmina Ray Cyrus, you march yourself over here right NOW. What did we talk about on the way to the Sears holiday portrait studio? That's right: You do NOT flash your cooch on the day of the birth of our lord and savior -- Britney Spears. You save that for Arbor Day (aka "The Devil's Feast") like any good, upstanding American.
Watch Miley Cyrus and her vajayjay wish LOVE magazine a very merry Christmas after the jump.
Tom Odell breaks hearts and induces all the #crys with his sensitive piano pop.
It's not often you find a young pop pianist who doesn't get, say, thrown into the adult contemporary bin along with Josh Groban, Norah Jones, and Michael Buble. (Nothing wrong with those guys, of course, but they don't exactly fall into our, erm, demographic.)
And then there's 22-year-old U.K. singer, songwriter, and pianist Tom Odell, a long-haired blond dreamboat who idolizes Elton John and manages to create heartbreaking piano pop that you could easily enjoy with your mom, grandma, and anyone else who puts his record on. Yep, Tom's what you might call "cross-generational."
Read more about Tom Odell after the jump.
You're never too old to dance "provocative."
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? That's the lesson Betty White (yes, THAT Betty White!) learns when pop singer/brilliant booty dancer Brit Smith holds a dance class in the studio above her apartment.
As Brit pops around the dance floor with her booty-dancing buddies, Betty just can't deal with THAT RACKET. (Those damn kids!) She'll have to go upstairs to show them what's what. But, like Gloria Estefan once said, the rhythm's gonna get you. And it does -- turns out Betty's the most provocative lady in the room!
Watch Brit Smith's "Provocative" video after the jump.
How can this be real life, like, NOW?!
As Demi Lovato proved in her "Neon Lights" video, a little black light and glow-in-the-dark paint can go a long way. Taking this maxim to the nth degree is the Ryan Staake-directed clip for "Sweat," a collab between Major Lazer (aka, Diplo), Laidback Luke, and Ms. Dynamite off of 2013's Free The Universe.
Before we dive into the music video, can we just talk about Ms. Dynamite for a hot second? Like, despite the fact that "Dy-na-mi-tee" has been on a constant playlist rotation over here, it really has been a minute since we've gotten to appreciate the Brit's musical flawlessness. Why, it's a Thanksgivukkah miracle, it is!
Watch Major Lazer's "Sweat" video featuring Laidback Luke and Ms. Dynamite after the jump.
Put yer puppeteered hands up! Make 'em touch!
Just over 24 hours remain until Lady Gaga swoops in to end all of our Thanksgivukkahs on a high note with "Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular." NGL, though, we're a little worried! I mean, it doesn't air on ABC until 9:30 p.m. ET, which means that there'll be, like, at least a four- to five-hour lull between the last slice of pie and the the opening minutes of the Thanksgiving special. Food comas, HELLO?? "Do What U Want" with my bah-deh, just don't make me miss the big show!
Anyway, here's something to keep even the most irrational neuroses at bay. Taking to Instagram, Gaga has uploaded two short teaser videos from her team-up with The Muppets! In the first clip, posted Tuesday evening, we see her on what appears to be some amazingly theatrical, multi-tiered stage, belting her heart out on "Applause" surrounded by a bunch of joyously flailing puppet pals. That thing that I love? Basically this. Gimme.
Watch the two new "Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular" teaser videos after the jump.