Hey, y'all! My name is Sam Lansky, and I think, write and tweet compulsively about pop music. See, while normal people are out enjoying their lives, I'm analyzing why things in Taylor Swift songs always seem to happen on Tuesdays. I'm trying to figure out whether Cassie would look hotter if she shaved the right side of her head rather than the left. I'm feverishly typing out 4,000-word essays about Britney Spears' mental health. (No, really -- I did that.)
And now I'll be channeling my neurosis into my weekly Buzzworthy column, "Pop Think," where I solemnly swear to leave no chart flop undefended, no inexplicable lyric unanalyzed, and no wig theft unexamined. And I'll do it all in the name of pop.
You're welcome.

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Rihanna recently announced that the title of her upcoming sixth studio album will be Talk That Talk; I think a more apropos title would be I Don't Know How She Does It. (Just kidding -- that's the title of a Sarah Jessica Parker movie that I never made time to watch.) But really, how does Rihanna do it? I ask this question not as a Rihanna Stan -- although I love her, I'm not quite as fevered in my admiration as card-carrying members of the Rihanna Navy -- but more from the perspective of an awestruck civilian. (My truest pop fanboy devotion will always belong to JoJo. Love you, girl.)
Backing up a minute, in case you missed it, after Rihanna's new Calvin Harris-assisted single "We Found Love" charted at No. 9 on the Billboard Hot 100 last week, the Bajan banger, as she's affectionately known around my apartment, scored her 20th Top 10 single. Chart geeks know, though, that this isn't even the full story: Rihanna nabbed 20 Top 10 hits over a span of six years and four months, hitting this milestone quicker than any other solo artist in chart history and eclipsing previous record-holder Madonna. The only act to do it faster was the Beatles (!!!). Keith Caulfield, associate director of charts at Billboard, told me: "When 'Pon de Replay' came out in 2005, there could have been no one, not even Jay-Z, who truly thought that this woman would go on to have 10 No. 1s and 20 Top 10 singles -- and be mentioned, at least in terms of chart success, in the same breath as Madonna, the Supremes and Mariah Carey."
The moral of this story? Rihanna’s got mad hustle, y'all. Maybe this sounds obvious -- it goes without saying that the demands of being an international superstar require superhuman ambition, military-grade endurance and the pain threshold necessary to stagger around in skyscraper-high Louboutins for 16 hours a day -- but RiRi's game is even slicker than your average diva. That’s not to say it's complicated, because it's not -- it's just stupid impressive, the triple punch of ferocious singles, a constantly shifting image and rapid-fire releases.
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